BLP Kosher - Skidoo lyrics
BLP Kosher [Benjamin Landy-Pavlon] Florida, U.S. 🇺🇸
[BLP Kosher - Skidoo lyrics]
Gun up in my pants, I put the K in Ksubis
— You know Rami run that s**t up
Rollie on my wrist
I used the "I heart boobies"
— How you cook this?
Waterrr, yeah
Dreidel man, dreidel man, ayy
(That nigga Nate crazy, okay, bet)
[Chorus]
Gun up in my pants, I put the K in Ksubis
Rollie on my wrist, I used the "I heart boobies"
They think my life a movie, I'm a dreidel, it's a juvie
I'm gettin' cheese, you a cornball, Pirate's Booty
Gun up in my pants, I put the K in Ksubis
Rollie on my wrist, I used the "I heart boobies"
They think my life a movie, I'm a dreidel, it's a juvie
I'm gettin' cheese, you a cornball, Pirate's Booty
[Verse 1]
Pro tool toter, he don't even reason or use logic
I used to wander 'round the mall, now I'm the hot topic
I'm stayin' modest, look me up on Yahoo
This ain't no happy ending, you'll get touched
No Shiatsu, we pop s**t
If you got the proof, put it in the tapioca
Hoes tryna bubble to the tea, but I don't drink boba
Point me to who runs the stars, take your bitch to bossa nova
He put the Draco in his name like he Big Soulja
I ain't no average Joe —Hey!, this Drac' came with a button
No net-beefin' before the fame, I grabbed the mic
— McCrudden
In my pantaloon pockets, got a real glutton
That boy a weasel, grab his hat, I told him
— "Check my mink" —Hey!
Ayy, ayy!
Raise your glass, I turn the wine pink
Make him blink, 182 diamonds, my mouth look like a rink
Now they breathin' on me in the club, man, these jits stink
Jew gave me the pen and said, "Show me," he gave the kid ink
[Chorus]
Gun up in my pants, I put the K in Ksubis
Rollie on my wrist, I used the "I heart boobies"
They think my life a movie, I'm a dreidel, it's a juvie
I'm gettin' cheese, you a cornball, Pirate's Booty
Gun up in my pants, I put the K in Ksubis
Rollie on my wrist, I used the "I heart boobies"
They think my life a movie, I'm a dreidel, it's a juvie
I'm gettin' cheese, you a cornball, Pirate's Booty
[Verse 2]
In a sticky one
Them boys flakey, this ain't baklava
You gamblin' with your life
I'm with some hoes playing baccarat
Paint a pic' so they feel it, like Jean-Michel Basquiat
Oysters Rockefeller 'round my wrist
And that bit' cost a yacht
If it's smoke
I'm bringing hickory, throw it off the dock
Chopper came with double Ds
I'm tryna motorboat the opps —Grrah
Them jits ass and they smokin' flakk
I'm steppin' in my bag and I ain't sellin' out
Check the Birkenstock
She suck me like a algae eater, I'm a tank
Yeah, kombucha in my cup 'cause
I don't even like the drank
If we spray, I'll leave 'em skunk
Bloody Mary, stop the stank
The real-life fruit ninja
He was ridin' with a shank
— Ayy, ayy, ayy
And Michael Myers was a Jew
Serving FAU Owls, I had the feds asking, "Who?"
That's a Glock 23, but this a Catch-22
I left my jeweler on a sled
They done let the Jew on the skidoo
[Chorus]
Gun up in my pants —ayy, ayy, I put the K in Ksubis
Rollie on my wrist — ayy, ayy, I used the "I heart boobies"
They think my life a movie, I'm a dreidel, it's a juvie
I'm gettin' cheese, you a cornball, Pirate's Booty
Gun up in my pants —pow—pow!, I put the K in Ksubis
Rollie on my wrist, I used the "I heart boobies"
They think my life a movie, I'm a dreidel, it's a juvie
I'm gettin' cheese, you a cornball, Pirate's Booty
[Outro]
Water—r—r!
Long live Jew Shiesty, long live Charmane, man
Water—r—r
Jew on the skidoo, yeah
Ayy!
— you know I slid, you know I uh-huh
You know I dropped up out of school
Just to skate 'round with that tool
Exit 42 Jew, Exit 42 Jew, yeah
Water—r—r, dreidel man, dreidel man
Water—r—r