Blur - Colin Zeal lyrics

Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker
He's an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news
Keeps his future in hand and then he

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

While sitting in traffic
Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser
He's your common aggressor
Colin's the modern retard with
A love of bombast keeps his eye on the news
Doesn't dwell on the past and then he

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
And then he

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha
He's pleased with himself
He's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

Well, he's a modern retard
He's terminal lard
He's an affable man with a carotene tan
'Cause Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill
Colin Zeal's ill
He's Colin Zeal and he knows