Bob Dylan, The Band - Million Dollar Bash lyrics

Well, that big dumb blonde with
Her wheel in the gorge
And Turtle, that friend of hers
With his checks all forged
And his cheeks in a chunk
And his cheese in the cash
They’re all gonna be there at
That million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It’s that million dollar bash

Everybody from right now to
Over there and back
The louder they come, the bigger they crack
Come now, sweet cream, don’t forget to flash
We’re all gonna meet at
That million dollar bash ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It’s that million dollar bash



Well, I took my counselor out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn
Then along came Jones, emptied the trash
Everybody went down to that
Million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It’s that million dollar bash

Well, I’m hitting it too hard
My stones won’t take
I get up in the morning but
It’s too early to wake first it’s hello
Goodbye then push and then crash
But we’re all gonna make it
At that million dollar bash

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It’s that million dollar bash

Well, I looked at my watch
I looked at my wrist
I punched myself in the face with my fist
I took my potatoes down to be mashed
Then I made it on over
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It’s that million dollar bash