Bob Seger - U.M.C. (Upper Middle Class) lyrics

I wanna be a lawyer doctor or professor
A member of the UMC
I want an air conditioner
Cottage on the river
And all the money I can see

I wanna drive a Lincoln
Spend my evenings drinking
The very best of Burgundy
I want a yacht for sailing
Private eye for tailing
My wife if she's a bit too free
Yeah, oh yeah

I've been told ever since I was a boy
It's what one ought to be a part of the UMC

I want a pool to swim in
Fancy suit's to dress in
Some stock in GM and GE
An office in the city secretary pretty
Who'll take dictation on my knee

I want a paid vacation
Don't want to have to ration
A thing with anyone but me
And if there's war or famine
Promise I'll examine
The details if they're on TV, yeah

I'll pretend to be liberal
But I'll still support the GOP
As part of the UMC (Oh)

I wanna be a lawyer doctor or professor
A member of the UMC