Body Count - 99 Problems BC (Rock Mix) lyrics

If you're having girl problems I
Feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me! 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I
Feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I got a hoe from the East
I got a hoe from the West
Got a hoe that likes to jack it
Off and rub it in her chest
I got a bitch from the North
I got a bitch from the South
I got a bitch that likes to suck it
Long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there
Hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not!
She might not like me, though
No sweat to a vet, I'll
Rock her sister, though, word
I'll rock the whole damn herd
Fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curb
I got a bitch with a mink
Who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to fuck me with her
Ass upon the kitchen sink
I got a bitch with tit's, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love them all!
I love them crazily, and they love me back
That's why they stay with me!
So if you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me! 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I
Feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue
I got a bitch that's fat
A bitch that's built a bitch who all the
Titties give powdered milk
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch that can sing, a bitch who can't
I got a bitch who loves
Fucking on an airplane
I even got a bitch off Soul Train
I got a bitch who rolls rag top Benz
Long ends!
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun!
I got a bitch that plays piano
A bitch who don't
A bitch that dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my phone
Out with priority calls

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back
That's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me! 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I
Feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I got a bitch that loves the G
She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
I got a bitch that loves boats
I got a bitch that loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast
A bitch that's slow a bitch that's a virgin
And a bitch that's a hoe
A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true
A bitch who's a man
Because y'all bitches too!
I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot
A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
A bitch who's lost
And one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
A bitch that yells, a bitch that talks
A bitch that's dirty, a bitch that's neat
A super fine bitch that I
Knocked at the swap meet

And I love them all, I love them crazily
And they love me back
That's why they stay with me
So if you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
Hit me! 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!
If you're having girl problems I
Feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one