Bon Jovi - Love for Sale lyrics

Well I wake up this morning
I rolled out of bed i felt like a dog who's
Been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there
Was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale
I picked up the phone I
Called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the
Walking through the telephone book
You can't catch a fish if
You ain't got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale
Send up a signal throw me a line
Somebody explain "this funny Valentine"
It might not be legal but
It sure ain't a crime
I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind
I called Lt columbo from my TV set
I've tried the Dating Game I
Haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that she's looking
Like a Penthouse Pet
Love for sale, love for sale
We've been living together 3 years
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four hundred beers
You can't shop for love
When you're shopping at, sears
Love for sale, love for sale
I guess I've learnt my lesson
It was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be
Love for sale, love for sale