Boonaa Mohammed - Mr. Scardy Cat lyrics

You people think I'm scared of you?
Ha, I ain't scared of you
Wither it's just 5 or 6 or 5 or 6 hundred
I have extended my soul to crowds
Until my throat felt like thunder
Veins popping out of my head, just so
You could feel everything that I said
I've laughed, cried
Told true stories that may
Or may not have been lies
And after all the random shows
And other random gigs
In front of random people
And other random things
I've become pretty damn confident
That is until she came along
And just ruined everything
Look at her, over there, acting all, perfect
Ha, you think I'm scared of you I
Am so so so scared of you
No not even scared, I


Am terrified, horrified, petrified
Chicken fried
With a large side of nervous and
A medium cup of hope
Hope that you won't destroy my
Achy breaky little heart
And I know what you are all thinking
"Look at him, he's so cool
And smart and funny and kind of
Looks like a young Denzel"
I know, but despite all those wonderful
Trait's and this God gifted frame
When it comes to approaching the ladies
I have absolutely no game
But since I'm the guy, I guess
I'm supposed to say something first
Like, Hi, my name is meet you, nice
To bone ya, I mean, Boonaa, i mean
Smooth operator malfunction, going
Into whack mode, hey there, foxy lady, my
Name is Boonaa Mohammed
I'm a poet, plus I write poetry
It's really really deep hummm, oh
You know the regular stuff
Black power, revolution, love, hummm
Oh yeah you can check me out on facebook
You can be my friend, we can poke aHHHHHHH
I can't let the devil take over my system
But, I don't want to make a mistake
No not with this one
And to approach her in a proper way
I would need her parent's permission
But us kids from the west, what
Do we know about tradition
She's used to getting picked up in malls I'm
Used to getting picked up by policemen
So I have to figure out a way
To make her want to stay
But what's the most convincing thing I
Can say to an angel?
The fresh prince of Bel-air made
Everything look so easy
But try using any of his
Lines without sounding so creepy
So maybe I should try just
Telling her the truth
Hi, I know you don't really know me
But I'm pretty sure I wanna marry you
And if it helps, I've been
Facebook creeping you like crazy
So I kind of feel like I know you
And let me just say that I
Think you're a wonderful, amazing
Fantabolous piece of art
And I know you probably have guys
Drooling over you all the time
And I don't want to have
To sell myself to you
Unless there is a guarantee
You're going to buy
But honestly, I think you're pretty ill, so I
Told myself I would at least try
And maybe you can tell that I don't
Really talk to girls all the time
Mainly because I just don't have the time
But also because if it's blind, love
Has yet to catch my eye
So I'm sorry if this conversation
Is already becoming boring
My point is, I'm an OK guy, I can
Even have references for you in the morning
And I know we're young
But I want to start a family with you
And name our kids fun names like
Osama Bin Ladin part 2 i think I love you
Like old people love prunes
And all I really want is for
You too love me too
Ahhh, never mind who am I kidding
This thing will never work
Because she's kind of a good girl, and
Well, I'm kind of a jerk
But, you never know God
Works in mysterious ways
And thanks to her, I know it works to pray
So maybe one day
I'll get you to sign that life long contract
Until then, I won't make a move, yours truly
Mr scaredy Cat