Boondox, Insane Clown Posse - Lady In The Jaguar lyrics

"Umm excuse me could you help me out? Umm
I lost the fuckin' freeway and I'm
Tryin to find my way back i guess
I'm just a little bit lost"

It was late one night in the 404
I was gone off that water
Chillin on the front porch
I was leaned back laxin and
Puffin on some swag
When a bitch came up in a tight ass jag
She pulled right in the
Driveway bumpin clint black
When she stepped out the ride I
Had to take a step back
She had long blonde hair and
A ass that wouldn't quit
Titties fallin all out because
The shirt didn't fit
Started walkin up to me then
She drops the keys


Kneeled down to pick them up and
All I saw was g-string
Pussy lips hangin out and it was the shit
Now I'm sprung on this bitch in a SJ6

Hey lady in my jaguar how did
You get you so much money?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here? Hey lady in the jaguar who
You tryin to impress?
What you down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the jaguar where'd you
Get you so much money?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here? Hey lady in the jaguar who
You tryin to impress?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here?

"Oh my god umm excuse me Umm I'm not from
Around here and Umm I was wondering if
You could hook a bitch up with some of
That you know that really good, good
Booger sugar?"

It was jumpin' down town on a Saturday night
I was wiping car windows on
A corner street light
She was parlay in a monte green jaguar
She locked her doors now what
You do that for? I could see she had a dead
Fox chillin on her shoulder
Blonde highlighted hair her face
A little older i knocked on her windshield
And kissed the glass
I think I probably scared a dune out her ass
But she peeled my wig back
And offered me a ride
Smiled at a juggalo and told me get inside
I'm like hell yeah bitch you old rich freak
I went to get in
She peeled off and ran over my feet

Hey lady in the jaguar how did
You get you so much money?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here? Hey lady in the jaguar who
You tryin to impress?
What you down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the jaguar where'd you
Get you so much money?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here? Hey lady in the jaguar who
You tryin to impress?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here?

"Oh my god my fucking cell
Phone gets no signal
There's fucking potholes everywhere and
I'm just tryin to
Get me and the jaguar home okay?"

Oh shit, who that rollin down the block
(Hey yo)
Another closet smoker lookin for some rock
And a jag pulled up and
The window rolled down
"I'm lookin for the infamous Shags the Clown"
I tried to say what up but
Before I had the chance
I seen her camel toes tryin
To push through her pants
So I said come here bitch, she said what for?
She grabbed me by the pants
And opened up the door
She pulled out her titties
Said she likes kinky stuff
If I wanted the neden
I had to put on these handcuffs
She cuffed me to the seat, "Hey
Yo what the hell?" (Hey)
She said "I'm takin' you in
For jumpin' your bail, " dumb bitch

Hey lady in the jaguar how did
You get you so much money?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here? Hey lady in the jaguar who
You tryin to impress?
What you down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the jaguar where'd you
Get you so much money?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here? Hey lady in the jaguar who
You tryin to impress?
What you doing down here, down there
Round here?

"Oh my god I am so not tryin to be a
Bitch alright i just want to get a bag
Of loose get me and the jag home so can
You help a bitch find some fuckin' toot?"

How did you get you so much money?
Who you tryin to impress?
How did you get you so much money?
Who you tryin to impress?