Bowling For Soup - Almost (A Hangover You Don’t Deserve ) lyrics

I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out
With the Homecoming Queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
'Cause I almost got popped for
A fight with a thug
'Cause he almost made off with
A bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on
'cause you ran away
And I wish I would've had the
Nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you and I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missin' you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go thinking about all
The things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift 'cause all
The baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems
I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in
I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you and I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin' and now I'm destined
To spend my time missin' you

And I almost had you (And I almost had you)
Almost had you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
Wish you would've loved me too