Bowling For Soup - Dear Megan Fox (Fishin’ For Woos) lyrics

Dear Megan Fox, did you get my Facebook post?

It's been two whole days
And I ain't heard back did you
Read too much into my note?

I like your cool tattoo
But Norma Jean ain't got nothing on you

If I come to LA will you show me the
Town? Maybe Shia LaBeouf can hang out too

I know there are others that
Tell you they love you
But you will only be happy with me

(So let me tell 'em)

They can have Britney, that
Girl from Grey's Anatomy
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago

It's not like I don't understand the ass of
Kim Kardashian, it's power's
Beyond anyone's control
But I thank God everyday you're
Always one click away

And no one else will ever
Know what we've got, dear Megan Fox

Dear Megan Fox
How come you don't have a southern accent?

What's your twitter account
And will you follow me?

My birthday's coming up please don't forget

I know there are others that
Tell you they love you
But you will only be happy with me

(So let me tell 'em)

They can have Britney, that
Girl from Grey's Anatomy
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago

It's not like I don't understand the ass of
Kim Kardashian, it's power's
Beyond anyone's control
But I thank God everyday you're
Always one click away

And no one else will ever
Know what we've got, dear Megan Fox

Speaking:

"Remember the time in that
Movie Transformers when
You were hot-wiring that tow truck
And you strapped a robot on the back
Of it and you guys went
Driving through the city, shooting
Rockets at the evil robots
And blowing stuff up
Then you finally blew up
Megatron? That was awesome"

I know there are others that
Tell you they love you
But you will only be happy with me

(Be happy with me)

They can have Britney, that
Girl from Grey's Anatomy
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago
It's not like I don't understand the ass of
Kim Kardashian, it's power's
Beyond anyone's control
But I thank God everyday you're
Always one click away

And no one else will ever know what we've got

(No one else will ever know what we got)

No one else will ever know what we've got
Dear Megan Fox