Bowling For Soup - Down For The Count lyrics

(Ladies and Gentlemen!
In this corner, weighing in at 131 pounds
I'm sorry, correction, 126 pounds
It's the girl that broke my heart!
Isn't she lovely folks?
Just look at that smile!
Draws me in every time)

Someone call a medic
'cause I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave
The finger to the nightstand
That holds the picture in the heart-shaped
Frame we bought at Target
Yes I think we got a problem
But I can't put my finger on it

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then
I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really
Got the best of me i can't hang around
Get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound? I just wish
The f-ing bell would ring

(Let's get ready for verse number 2)
The message on the cell says she's
Waiting on the call for me
To tell her that I'm sorry
I can come back if I crawl
But I got bad knees
And I can't say that I'm sorry
'Cept I'm sorry that I met you
Now my guard's up and I'm fightin' dirty

(Wooh)

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then
I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world

Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really
Got the best of me i can't hang around
Get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound? I just wish
The f-ing bell would ring

(78910! Knockout)

It seems like you told me I'm in over my head
But all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get out then
I'll probably end up dead
She's the undisputed champ of my world
Undisputed champ of my world
And I'm begging to be

Down for the count over and out
Toss in the towel 'cause she really
Got the best of me i can't hang around
Get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound? I just wish
The f-ing bell would ring

(Phone Message)