Bowling For Soup - London Bridge lyrics

Bowling For Soup we are that eric is
Correct and that right there erik: Yes
Today we're gonna be performing
London Bridge by Fergie
We're performing it today because
London Bridge Is Falling
Down was one of Chris'
Favourite favourite songs
That's our only cause let's
Get that London bridge up
I was just gonna go with because
Because Chris is looking for his fair lady
That's right and I think fergie is that one
All right, let's start this song erik
This is your big intro your big chance
Oh, oh oh oh, snap! Jaret: yeah oh, snap
Say it, say it like you mean it c'mon
Oh, snap!

I like this let's get some
Oh, snaps bring in the oh, snaps
(Oh, snap) erik: That was a good one?
(Oh, snap)

When I come into the club, step aside
(Oh, snap)
Part the seas, don't be havin' me in the line
(Oh, snap)
VIP, ‘cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, snap)
I'm Jaret Jare, and me love you long time
(Oh, snap)
All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, snap)
Back to back, drop it down real low
(Oh, snap)
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho
(Oh, snap) ‘Cause you know
I don't give a, so here we go!

How come everytime you come around my London
London bridge
Wanna go down like London, London, London
Like London, London, London

Now As The drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
Everybody start looking

Grey goose got your girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishin' that I
Didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dew
Paparazzi put my business in the news

And I'm like get up out my face (Oh, snap)
'Fore I turn around and spray
Your ass with mace (Oh, snap)
My lips, you wanna have a taste (Oh, snap)
You got that?

Erik: Seriously, everyone in this
Club, I believe, is getting tipsy
Jaret: Uhh erik: Can we finish this?

I got the bass!
How come everytime you come around my London
London bridge
Wanna go down like London, London, London
Like London, London, London

(La, la da, da, da, la da, da, da)
Me like a bullet type
You know they comin' right
Jaret love em' long time

Oh, man this feels good
Seriously, I'm not kidding, right now
I wanna play this song forever
And ever and ever i wanna go down in history
As being the band that
Came to Yahoo and just
Played their hearts out
And played forever and ever and seriously
I want the chairman of the board to
Come in and pour champagne for everybody
Because right now
I'm lovin' life you guys lovin' life?
Erik, you lovin' live? He's lovin' life
Are you lovin' life? Yes, he's lovin' life
Gary? Yep, he's lovin' life

Oh, snap! (Oh, snap)
When I come into the club, step aside
Part the seas, don't be havin' me in the line
VIP, ‘cause you know I gotta shine
I'm Jaret Jare, and me love you long time
All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, snap)
Back to back, drop it down real low
(Oh, snap)
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho
(Oh, snap) and you know what? Here we go
How come everytime you come around my London
London bridge
Wanna go down like London, London, London
Like London, London, London

(How come?, How come?)
(How come?) jaret: I don't know (How come?)
Jaret: Erik, I don't know i'm sorry
(How come?) jaret: I have no earthly idea!
(How come?)
Jaret: Erik, I'm confused, seriously
(How come?) jaret: Stop asking me that!
(How come?) jaret: I don't know!
(How come?) jaret: Seriously
(How come?) jaret: Oh you got a little
Snot, right here oh, snap!

Chris, Chris, Chris, the song's over
What song? The one we were just playing
I just got started