Bowling For Soup - Major Denial (Goes to the Movies) lyrics

You've got style, You've got class
You've got a boyfriend that wants
To kick my ass
I made him angry, I made him annoyed
When I sent you dirty
Pictures from my polaroid

Sorry about the tracks in your yard
For taking out the tree and
For hitting your dog
I didn't see him coming
He was moving to fast
Here's a hundred dollars for the bodycast

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

I saw you at the club downtown
We danced together till you turned around
And saw me in my travolta pose
Then you kicked me in the nuts
And ya broke my nose

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so damn lucky to be
With a guy like me

What can I say, feeling lonely
So do you think we could hang around
You get to know me
Tell me things you'd like to show me
Tie me up like I'm a pony
Ride me to the moon
You can spank me till i'm black and blue
And bleeding too and begging you to stop!

We could get married in Las Vegas
I know that my mom will take us
Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it's so hard being me
Victim of your no loser policy
And I know that one day you will see
That your so damn lucky to be
So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me