Bowling For Soup - Next Ex-Girlfriend lyrics

I don’t wanna meet your dad
Don’t wanna hump your sister
Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don’t want you messin around
And givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later it's just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your
Mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time
With love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend
My next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You could be my next-ex-girlfriend
My next-ex-girlfriend

I don’t wanna learn to dance
Don’t wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I’m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I
Want to let the world know
Convince my friends I’m not a homo

If you walk out I don’t wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later it's just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your
Mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time
With love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend
My next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You could be my next-ex-girlfriend
My next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn’t put up with that
So no, you're never taking me back

I don’t wanna get inside your
Mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time
With love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend
My next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
And I don’t wanna spend the time
And I don’t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend