Bowling For Soup - Somebody Get My Mom lyrics

Woke up today in a van
Traded my pillow for a Miller Lite can
And in two more days i lose the guitar
That I hawked

Slurped down a beer then one more
Twelve ounces later i was outside your door
And the pebble I threw
Was probably more like a rock

Then I fell skinned my knee
Broke my glasses got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse
I'm coming down with the flu

Somebody get my mom
Because I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Because I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom somebody get my mom
I just want my mom get my mom

Authorities came i guess I was gone
Next thing you know
I'm passed out on the lawn
And boy did I wake up fast
With a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth
Wrote you a note but it got soaked
When I went deep sea fishing
And I fell out of the boat
And got caught on the trout line
And wasn't found for three days

Then I fell skinned my knee
Broke my glasses got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse
I'm coming down with the flu

Somebody get my mom
Because I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Because I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom somebody get my mom
I just want my mom get my mom

M, o, m-m-y she makes me cobbler
Cause I hate pie
She coached baseball when we needed her
We lost every game but to her came in first
And I'm so glad that she met my dad
I wouldn't be here if she never had
Let's go!

I guess this is it the end of the song
Just my luck nobody sang along
I guess I'll put this guitar down
And take the mongoose back home

Somebody get my mom
Because I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Because I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom (I just want my mom)
Somebody get my mom (Somebody get my mom)
I just want my mom (I just want my mom)
Get my mom

M, o, m-m-y!