Bowling For Soup - Straight to Video lyrics

Whoa oh whoa oh

She text messaged me on the phone
In capital letters, wanting time on her own
I don't mean to seem out of line
But it seemed like everything
Was going just fine

The times were changing and rearranging
I never thought that I could
Go from first to worst

She took me straight to video
In the B movie row
Last years model with a broken stereo
(Whoa oh) new sensation just past expiration
Never has a has-been been so low, oh no
(Whoa oh) so low, oh no (Whoa oh)

You took me to your new boyfriends show
Dance rock darlings of the week, oh no
I told you that I wanted to go
All the dudes were wearing make-up
Man I guess I didn't know

Things were changing and rearranging
I never thought that I could
Go from first to cursed

She took me straight to video
In the B movie row
Last years model with a broken stereo
(Whoa oh) new sensation just past expiration
Never has a has-been been so low, oh no
(Whoa oh) so low, oh no (Whoa oh)

So what's that guy doing with your heart?
Is he the next contestant on 'Tear Us Apart?'
I guess I'm the lowest bidder
I'm not bitter
I'm just better so don't bother to rewind

She took me straight to video
In the B movie row
Last year's model with a busted up stereo
New sensation just past expiration
Never has a has-been been so low

She took me straight to video
In the B movie row
Last years model with a broken stereo
(Whoa oh) new sensation just past expiration
Never has a has-been been so low, oh no
(Whoa oh) so low, oh no (Whoa oh)
So low, oh no (Whoa oh)
So low, oh no (Whoa oh)