Bowling For Soup - Valentino lyrics

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said
"Would you please be mine"
I gave her flowers and some candy, YEA!
She opened them up and said
"You're trying to make me fat"

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball

I bought a car and I let her drive it
YEA! She opened the door
And said, "Oh bother, this is red"
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said
"I can't believe you're so stupid"

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball
And play basketball and play basketball
And play basketball

Now I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
Yea I just want someone to laugh at me

And I, I just want her to look at meyup
I, just want her to talk to meyea!

I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won't ever take a walk
Not unless she's there oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!