Brad Paisley - Anything Like Me lyrics
Brad Paisley [Bradley Douglas Paisley] Glen Dale, West Virginia, U.S. 🇺🇸
[Brad Paisley - Anything Like Me lyrics]
Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm okay
Then the doctor pointed to the
Corner of the screen and said "You see that
Thing right there? Well
You know what that means"
And I started wondering who he
Was going to be and I thought heaven help us
If he's anything like me
He'll probably climb a tree too tall
And ride his bike too fast
End up every summer wearing
Something in a cast
He's gonna to throw a ball and break some
Glass in a window down the street
He's gonna get in trouble
He's going to get in fights
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
It's safe to say that I'm gonna to get
My payback if he's anything like me
I can see him right now knees all skinned up
With a magnifying glass tryna
Melt a Tonka truck won't he be a sight with
His football helmet on
That'll be his first love 'til
His first love comes along
He'll get his heart broke by the
Time he's in his teens
And heaven help him if he's anything like me
He'll probably stay out too late and
Drive his car too fast
Get a speeding ticket he'll
Pay for mowing grass
He's gonna get caught skipping class and
Be grounded for a week
He's gonna get in trouble
We're gonna get in fights
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
It's safe to say that I'm gonna get
My payback if he's anything like me
He's gonna love me and hate me along the way
Years are gonna fly by
I already dread the day
He's gonna hug his momma
He's gonna shake my hand
He's going to act like he can't wait to leave
But as he drives out he'll cry his eyes out
If he's anything like me
There's worse folks to be like
Aw, he'll be alright
If he's anything like me