Brad Paisley, Kung Pao Buckaroos, James Burton - Cornography lyrics

The three cowboys needed a place to
Bed down for the night
So I suggested the establishment
Of Miss Kitty May (Or she may not)
A former love and a
Woman of questionable repute

So they walked into the saloon
And asked for Miss Kitty
And just then, they heard a voice sayin:
"Hi, boys you lookin' for these"
And the littlest cowboy turned
Around to see two
Huge 38s pointed right at his face
(Jimmy, you can't say that)
(What? She had huge guns)
Smith and Wesson revolvers
Oh boy, were they loaded cornography

She's aiming them right at us
(Softer, George, it's more effective)
She's aiming them right at us
Everybody duck!
Not you, Jimmy you stand up normal

They dropped the money they owed her
An' she bent over to pick it up
And, oh, that moon was beautiful
(Now Jimmy, you can't say that)
Out the window i couldn't see
It till then George:
There were mountains in the way

Cornography

"You guys are gonna get in trouble for this"
That woman sure chaps my ask her out then
I think he's got a little thing for her
George (Louder, Bill, it's more effective)
I think he's got a little thing for her
George it's not THAT little
(That was worth a three or four, Bill)
All, right, Jimmy, let's get serious now

So the little cowboy was tryin'
Not to act too excited
But when I look at a woman that beautiful
It's hard (Jimmy) what? It's very difficult
I hope they're not recordin' this yeah ah

Cornography

An' I said: "Little cowgirl
How would you like a little cowpoke?"
"Here we go"
Ooh yeah need a little buckaroo?
In your dreams short barrell
Bum chicka bow wow oh my God
So the Kung Poo Buck
So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode
Off into the sunset

Tune in next time for more action and romance
Yeah (Softer, George, it's more effective)
Yeah