Brad Paisley - The Pants lyrics
Brad Paisley [Bradley Douglas Paisley] Glen Dale, West Virginia, U.S. 🇺🇸
[Brad Paisley - The Pants lyrics]
You say the man inside those
Levi's don't take orders
She'll just have to realize you'll do
As you damn well please
You wear the pants buddy good for you
I'm so impressed yeah, whoopty doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
In the top drawer, of her dresser
There's some panties
Go try on that purple pair
With lace and frills with your big old legs
I bet you can't get in them
With that attitude of yours, hell
I bet you never will
But, you wear the pants buddy good for you
I'm so impressed yeah, whoopty doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
A little thing like her can
Barely lift the bar
Just wait 'til that woman has a headache
And she sit's there with her legs crossed
Well, we'll see how strong you are
You wear the pants well, good for you
I'm so impressed yeah, whoopty doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
You wear the pants she'll wear the skirt
Levi's don't take orders
She'll just have to realize you'll do
As you damn well please
You wear the pants buddy good for you
I'm so impressed yeah, whoopty doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
In the top drawer, of her dresser
There's some panties
Go try on that purple pair
With lace and frills with your big old legs
I bet you can't get in them
With that attitude of yours, hell
I bet you never will
But, you wear the pants buddy good for you
I'm so impressed yeah, whoopty doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
A big old boy like you can probably bench 350
A little thing like her can
Barely lift the bar
Just wait 'til that woman has a headache
And she sit's there with her legs crossed
Well, we'll see how strong you are
You wear the pants well, good for you
I'm so impressed yeah, whoopty doo
You need to know that ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt
You wear the pants she'll wear the skirt