Buck 65 - Attack of the Nerds 2001 lyrics

"I'm 65 I'm not retirin'"

I don't care about you're tippy tappy typist
The happy hippies tryin' ta say
That you're the hypest
Yeah you can spell but your
Soul is made of silicon you got no skeleton
You're talkin on the telephone
That's why I'm off the hook
And I'm on stage with Moka Only
In style city, makin people smile pretty
Or else I'm at the race track
With Prince Vince for instance
Been doin this thing since
We were infants listen i don't play
Not with kiddies and card sharks
Naw, North American man
I like titties and car parts
And study star charts and cloud formations
Meticulous religious, it's rather ridiculous
Really though I'm playin xylophone
On your sister's ribs
Pickin out Christmas decorations
With Mr dibbs shootin pool with Kid Koala
Talkin bout our girlfriends
Rollin with the Molemen til the
Day the world ends and why not
I gotta lotta love and some airmiles
One of the best hairstyles
Slash fashion combinations
And conversations with Greg Nice in Austin
Texas i'm off the checklist
Life on the road is often reckless
Startin the day off right
With some Cap'N Crunch
Chomp, later on me and
Swamp'll grab some lunch
Probably, walkin til my legs get wobbly
Don't put your hands in the
Air it's not a robbery
Don't say ho unless you're wearin a toupee
I'm gettin together with the Stero on Tuesday
Shoppin for shoes, I can't stop the bleedin
Where's Top Speed when you need em huh?
I'm callin Jimmy Castor to get
Me past the recipes
The rest of these referees and
Rest in peace indefinitley
I'm desperately lookin for the perfect
Beat to break in half my back is killin me
And I really need to take a bath
It makes me laugh
Some of these kid tactics are drastic
Just ask Cut Chemist from Jurassic
Meanwhile, me and Slug are
Doin arts and crafts
Drawin charts and graphs with my
Friends from the Livin Legends
I'm out here with Styles
Of Beyond playin frisbee
Until we get dizzy then we
Go and get a freezie
Point is I'm easy goin, no need to hide for
But some folks really need
To get outside more
You can't chop wood with an axe made of words
Its attack of the nerds 2001