Buck 65 - Pants on Fire lyrics
[Buck 65 - Pants on Fire lyrics]
Sky diver, your pants are on fire
And the rest of your clothes is glowin'
And for some strange reason
Your nose is growin' my skin is crawlin'
Everybody's chin is fallin'
Jaws are droppin' left and right lost cause
You came like a thief in the night
With nice white teeth and a tight ass
And long conversation
Fascinating feeling to spend months
In your company i never felt uncomfortable
Even with my clothes off
Chillin' so hard my ass almost froze off
Everybody shows off and wants
To look presentable
But the fact of the matter is that
Accidents are preventable
From the sound of the candy wrappers
Down to the handicappers
Everybody's got to exercise a little caution
But every so often expect things
To get hectic or
Technically difficult and I begin
To get skeptical
Especially when the Canadian
Bacon gets sizzlin'
Isn't it a sin when the ceiling is invisible
We need new inventions
That reveal peoples' true intentions
A portable pride protector
Affordable lie detector
The wild lifestyle has the
Tendency to intimidate
But it isn't your invitation to imitate
In front of my face
You spoke my gospel like an apostle
But on the other side of town
You got coke in your nostril
Just for example, we all wanna live a bit
Whatever, it's your body of water
Why should I give a shit
Who are you anyway
And where did you come from
Dumdum, just when I thought
I could trust someone
The mask comes off, and your face fades away
And you radiate eighty-eight full
Shades of gray
Black and white rainbow
You know you ain't actin' right
Game show hostess
Stabbin' every back in sight
The time has come to thicken the blood
And make no mistake, I'm a stick in the mud
I'm a kick in your pants and
I'm a lump in your throat
And I'm the hassle in your castle
I'mma jump in your moat splash, hypocritical
Condition the hospital
Makes this mission impossible, pretty much
I've got no patients left and
As a physician or doctor
It puts me in an awkward position
No magician can trick me
Or lick me with a cattle whip
So what makes you think that
You can sink my battleship?
Nah, we ain't family, drama queen
The camera's rollin'
Show me your swollen mammaries
Before the moment's stolen
Slow-motion Picasso wearing the wool socks
And coming with the full clip
I'm sick of this bullshit
Who are you anyway
And where did you come from
Dumdum, just when I thought
I could trust someone
The mask comes off, and your face fades away
And you radiate, eighty-eight
Full shades of gray
"I don't need anybody did you hear
What I said? Did you
Hear what I said this time?
You wanna know the
Truth? I could have had any
Girl I wanted in school
Any girl I wanted you know why I didn't
Have a girlfriend? Huh? Because there
Was nobody that I liked
Nobody that I liked that's the
Truth i could have
Had anybody there was nobody that I liked
Because girls stink they stink they're evil
And they're all bad
All of them they're backstabbers like you"
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And the rest of your clothes is glowin'
And for some strange reason
Your nose is growin' my skin is crawlin'
Everybody's chin is fallin'
Jaws are droppin' left and right lost cause
You came like a thief in the night
With nice white teeth and a tight ass
And long conversation
Fascinating feeling to spend months
In your company i never felt uncomfortable
Even with my clothes off
Chillin' so hard my ass almost froze off
Everybody shows off and wants
To look presentable
But the fact of the matter is that
Accidents are preventable
From the sound of the candy wrappers
Down to the handicappers
Everybody's got to exercise a little caution
But every so often expect things
To get hectic or
Technically difficult and I begin
To get skeptical
Especially when the Canadian
Bacon gets sizzlin'
Isn't it a sin when the ceiling is invisible
We need new inventions
That reveal peoples' true intentions
A portable pride protector
Affordable lie detector
The wild lifestyle has the
Tendency to intimidate
But it isn't your invitation to imitate
In front of my face
You spoke my gospel like an apostle
But on the other side of town
You got coke in your nostril
Just for example, we all wanna live a bit
Whatever, it's your body of water
Why should I give a shit
Who are you anyway
And where did you come from
Dumdum, just when I thought
I could trust someone
The mask comes off, and your face fades away
And you radiate eighty-eight full
Shades of gray
Black and white rainbow
You know you ain't actin' right
Game show hostess
Stabbin' every back in sight
The time has come to thicken the blood
And make no mistake, I'm a stick in the mud
I'm a kick in your pants and
I'm a lump in your throat
And I'm the hassle in your castle
I'mma jump in your moat splash, hypocritical
Condition the hospital
Makes this mission impossible, pretty much
I've got no patients left and
As a physician or doctor
It puts me in an awkward position
No magician can trick me
Or lick me with a cattle whip
So what makes you think that
You can sink my battleship?
Nah, we ain't family, drama queen
The camera's rollin'
Show me your swollen mammaries
Before the moment's stolen
Slow-motion Picasso wearing the wool socks
And coming with the full clip
I'm sick of this bullshit
Who are you anyway
And where did you come from
Dumdum, just when I thought
I could trust someone
The mask comes off, and your face fades away
And you radiate, eighty-eight
Full shades of gray
"I don't need anybody did you hear
What I said? Did you
Hear what I said this time?
You wanna know the
Truth? I could have had any
Girl I wanted in school
Any girl I wanted you know why I didn't
Have a girlfriend? Huh? Because there
Was nobody that I liked
Nobody that I liked that's the
Truth i could have
Had anybody there was nobody that I liked
Because girls stink they stink they're evil
And they're all bad
All of them they're backstabbers like you"
1