Buck 65 - The Centaur lyrics
[Buck 65 - The Centaur lyrics]
Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for
You to lie face down i'm a man
But, I'm built like a horse
From the waist down
People are afraid of me but
Act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty AND the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my cock is so big
And the end of it glistens
So I'm famous for it
"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours
I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes
And listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really I'm old-fashioned
I'm quite well-built as far as physiques go
So people seem to think that I
Belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
Is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm
Their personal mentor
All they care about is my big
Dick because I'm the centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money
To appear in books and movie
Cause they think I look funny
But, I'm lookin' for true love
Not groupies and freaks
More than a huge cock -
I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex
Becomes a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the
Attention that you get
Bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate
Details of our sex life
Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for
You to lie face down i'm a man
But, I'm built like a horse
From the waist down
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for
You to lie face down i'm a man
But, I'm built like a horse
From the waist down
People are afraid of me but
Act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty AND the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my cock is so big
And the end of it glistens
So I'm famous for it
"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours
I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes
And listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really I'm old-fashioned
I'm quite well-built as far as physiques go
So people seem to think that I
Belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
Is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm
Their personal mentor
All they care about is my big
Dick because I'm the centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money
To appear in books and movie
Cause they think I look funny
But, I'm lookin' for true love
Not groupies and freaks
More than a huge cock -
I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex
Becomes a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the
Attention that you get
Bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate
Details of our sex life
Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for
You to lie face down i'm a man
But, I'm built like a horse
From the waist down