Busdriver - Casting Agents And Cowgirls lyrics

[Busdriver - Casting Agents And Cowgirls lyrics]

Hey hey hey hey

You did it, you got it you wowed the world
Of casting agents and cowgirls
Fess up you're dressed up to kill yourself
Oh, yeah

Girl, I'm a walking plane-crash to
Your moms and dads ostentatious and crass
Pulling the gauze off your scabs
Bitch, I negate the myth of
The 'great black boyfriend'
In the Polaroid at the get-together
Wearing a corduroy vest-sweater
So don't get that engagement ring engraved
Cause before we met you thought
That hoodrats laid eggs
And that rappers were just
Sky-pirates with peg legs
But, I kick it with you simply
For the shit's and giggles
Playful innuendos you thought
"He's just an uber-dred for
The federal fiscal cap" but after brunch
You'll need 2 Sudafeds and a disco nap
After I drain your insides with a crazy straw
You ain't my baby doll
"Cuz nigga you reek of coffee shop blend"
My body's a lollypop that caters
To the miss polyglot’s whim
With addictive agents that
Outweigh oxycontins
And our phobias perfectly fit
It takes a quirky chick with curvy
Hips to petrify this working-stiff

You did it, you got it you wowed the world
Of casting agents and cowgirls
Fess up you're dressed up to kill yourself
While I'm still on the shelf
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi
Can on folded flags
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi
Can on folded flags

I'll be today's avatar of the prefab
Then end up a child star in rehab
It's like a bed-and-breakfast
I'm sending a text message on my key pad
Saying, "I have no more to say
To my ex manager (slash) sea hag divorcee
Except eat shit and die"
My daily commute ends with a fender-bender
Cause no one acknowledges my ten-year tenure
I've got the know-how the thrill your scene
But they want someone lowbrow, a philistine
With iron-on irony for Viacom's white honkies
They'll send you a girl wearing
Tight thongs under nylon gi's
"Let's all hit!"
But, I'm not for the gaudy gangbang
The thought of it turns my
Member to a soggy plantain
And shit, I get off on news leads
And you eat pet mouse meat
Set and poised with sex toys
In your penthouse suite believing
You're Lou Reed
I spit used reeds out the wet mouthpiece
Even when sex appeal is taboo
Electric bills are past due
My head is clear of engineered
Election year snafu

You did it, you got it you wowed the world
Of casting agents and cowgirls
Fess up you're dressed up to kill yourself
While I'm still on the shelf
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi
Can on folded flags
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi
Can on folded flags

I used to say, fuck it
Wouldn't placate the functionaries
Too busy making playdates
With buxom secretaries
But, I hope that my homies don't laugh
My choreographed dance steps
Are a little effeminate for a sociopath
We've been airbrushed so much we
Look like a claymation zoo
I'm a voice-over on your Playstation 2
But in my hey day my ethical
Fiber would turn stages into firewood

You did it, you got it you wowed the world
Of casting agents and cowgirls
Fess up you're dressed up to kill yourself
While I'm still on the shelf
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi
Can on folded flags
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi
Can on folded flags

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