Busdriver - COP lyrics

I want to be a cop

I want to be a cop

I want to be a cop
Can you keep your lips sealed?
I think my leadership skills can turn
Low- level offenders into crisp bills
You know I've always wanted to be a cop
With a uniform fit with colonists' seams
Peeing in niggas collard greens as
They discuss politics of dreams
This why I've always wanted to be a cop
So I can criminalize the gait of your stroll
The shade of mole and take a tole
A displaced dark face is safe as an
Ace in the hole for a cop as good as I
I'll book a guy drinking crooked I
Don't resist pudding pie
You think I won't but why wouldn't I
I'm a cop


Everything you do is actionable intel
Giving NSA search words wind sails
Step in the jail when I'm a finally a cop
You'll be indicted for showing PDA in a PDF
And the PDJ sold from the TV set
Chemically discourages your graffiti sketch
"God's an over-advertised lie" i'm a cop
"God's an over-advertised lie" i'm a cop
"God's an over-advertised lie" you're a cop
"God's an over-advertised lie"

When I'm a cop, I'll be like back down kids
Issuing Black Power digs at cacao nibs
Cool them niggas off with a blacked out grids
When I'm a cop, I'll have
To impersonate your online paramour
Across time we will share the war
Between cultural anomalies seeping into
The arid pore
When you're a cop, you can torment freely
In Semi Valley
Then seize an Audi and beam proudly
Turn a routine traffic stop
Into someone's season finale when you a cop
You can shoot a motherfucker
By the trailer park
Planting evidence your defense
Would razor sharp
Then turn around and taze a
Perp for blazing purp

I'm a cop