Busdriver - Drivers Manual lyrics

Have you read the driver's manual?
What do you think of it?
Do you find it useful in piloting
Your hyperactive particle
Accelerating hovercraft
Made for the elitist gentry and upper class?
Wait a minute! This is the wrong booklet!

Oh, here it is
Have you read this driver's manual?
Oh you have
But you'd like to exchange yours for another
Because yours seems to bear the teeth
Marks of a biter's mandibles?
Uh oh, wait a minute
Somebody beat you to it!
Somebody got a head start!
You know that my astral
Projection has stretch marks
And where I hear a wack tape I
Tend to lactate a milk that's lukewarm


Or I'm reluctant of feeling the guilt
Of tooting my own horn
But, I think I've killed my newborn
But, I didn't mean to
It ran away from home and
Was starring in nude porn and I
And I was so pissed off I
Stabbed it with my shoehorn
And burnt it using the ashes of
My fertilized growing blue corn
Which is used to feed my unicorn
Which is actually the ideologies
Of viewers in tV Land in it's true form

But what have I done? What have I done?