Busdriver - PUBLIC GROPE (ITS SO SQUISHY) lyrics

We played Dallas all the freaks hit the
Dance floor about nowish i'm on couches
Getting compliments from strangers holding a
Bowl of fruit salad but, I'm standoffish
With a million dollar grin like
I ran for office and you got tan blotches
On your shaft looking like monster mash
Yeah you got Gandalf's dick
My game gets night vigils
On a kill streak I make two
Freaks suck like I sell icicles
When I tell you bite the nipple
With my speaking voice the seat gets
Moist and the cellulite wiggles
It looks like whales bathing
I get the clit excited and
I get cited for tailgating
Make that booty drop
Girls in Montana I got them on
Camera like a movie prop
Girl that booty crazy

Shake it ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Can I touch it, should I touch it
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
Ooh ooh Its so squishy
You want me to touch it
You do what you do best I do
My best to get you undressed you think I
You do what you do best I do
My best to get you undressed you think I
You do what you do best I do
My best to get you undressed
You think I won't?

Watch out for the big girl (alright then)
When her bottom lip curls (alright then)
Suffering from a licked pearl (alright then)
She's a squirter I'm pulled further
Underneath the rip curl
I'm in a different city I
Don't really know nobody
But, I met this chick and now
I'm feeling on her lower body
Exaggerated booty make a nigga fill a tip jar
Looking like it was produced by Pixar
African booty with a medicine man
And a rain forest
Looking like the back of race horses
If your diet's primarily carbohydrates you
Can be my date
I'll give you several main courses

For sure the fuck is this man?
Come on
We didn't come here for all this booty talk
The fuck man
Want to hear you kick some conscious shit
It's an election year

Obama kills a hundred people
Via cellular phone
Simply by summoning all the predator drones
To vaporize an inactive base camp
World stage faceplant
The liberal commentator comes with
A vague rant
That couldn't give a policy maker a leg cramp
But is called a gay tramp by
The Texan lethal injection state champ

I make them thighs melt
When I keep pushing on the seat cushion
I field those cries for help
This is what you can't do yourself
And she's so loyal all post-coital
Making me a tuna melt because I'm on one