Busdriver - Unplanned Parenthood lyrics

Now during these hours is a Ashanti Mask as
My body cast holding together
These withered bones
Now my vineyards have grown but
Not as an apple orchard
The branches are inward
Prone sprouting bashful
Portrait's of this abused child
Who was conceived on a swivel
Chair by perfect strangers
Dressed like three little bears and
Mommy's cervix as a manger
Cradling the crude fetus a nude Jesus
Wearing a pair of shoes Adidas
Doing windmills in a yolk sack
When daddy plays the showdance
I fought God when she willed
My daughter in to existence
Pouring distilled water on the pistons
Of my hot rod
Fueled by youthful vigor and I saw it as


A the collision of the Earth and Sun
But it was extinguished
With embryonic fluids in a squirt gun
Now dreading her teen years I go to job
Interviews wearing a shirt stained
With baby vomit
Cleaning her ears with a cotton
Swab while we're in
An inner tube being towed by Hailey's Comet
I'll put her first words in a safety deposit
You can think that I'm
Irresponsible and unfit
But my Pooh Bear won't leave
McDonald's with a full stomach
(Where'd I come from daddy?)

I was (?wailing?) Mommy had Daddy's dick
Fondled and I
Come quicker than a gieser of love
I have to install the car seat
Before I drive the bus
And I was like, this weekend is mine
What's with this runny nose?
What do you mean we can't go to the park?
The school's where all of our money goes?
Her shirt's already too small stop yelling
I'm just a dumb man and
Our child's inherently good
God bless my unplanned parenthood