CAKE - Comfort Eagle lyrics

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes
We are building a religion, a limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these pendant keychains
To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location
But you'd better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you, dude

Now today is tomorrow, and tomorrow today
And yesterday is weaving in and out
And the fluffy white lines that
The airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front of
The waning of the moon

He is handling the money
He's serving the food
He knows about your party, he is calling you
Dude

Now do you believe in the one big sign?
The doublewide shine on the
Bootheels of your prime
Doesn't matter if you're skinny
Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat

We are building a religion
We are making a brand
We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand
Take a bite of this apple
Mr corporate Events
Take a walk through the jungle
Of cardboard shanties and tents
Some people drink Pepsi
Some people drink Coke
The wacky morning DJ says democracy's a joke
He says
"Now do you believe in the one big song?"
He's now accepting callers who would
Like to sing along
He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts and
Stepping towards the ledge?"

He is handling the money
He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me, dude

Do you believe in the one big sign?
The doublewide shine on the
Bootheels of your prime
There's no need to ask directions if
You ever lose your mind
We're behind you, we're behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you
If you ever lose your way

We are building a religion
We are building it bigger we are building
A religion a limited edition
We are now accepting callers
For these beautiful pendant keychains