CAKE - Federal Funding lyrics

You’ll receive the federal funding
You can add another wing
You’ll receive the federal funding
You can add another wing
Take your colleagues out to dinner
Pay your brother to come and sing
Take your colleagues out to dinner
Pay your brother to come and sing
Sing, sing, sing

You’ll receive the federal funding
You can have a hefty grant
You’ll receive the federal funding
You can have a hefty grant
Strategize the presentation
Make them see that you’re the man
Strategize this presentation
Make them see that you’re the man-a-a-an
Man, man, man-a-a-an-a-a-an, ma ma ma-a-an

You’ll receive the federal funding
You can pass the simple test
You’ll receive the federal funding
You can pass the simple test
You can access information
Make them see that you’re the best
You can access information
Make them see that you’re the be-e-est
Best, best, be-e-est, be-e-e-e-est

Yow

One, two, one, two, three, four
Man, man, man-a-a-an-a-a-an, ma ma ma-a-an
Man, man, man-a-a-an-a-a-an, ma ma ma-a-an