CAKE - Mustache Man (Wasted) lyrics

Launching loony thoughts into the
Bending of your mind
You reach for something high but it's
A mountain that you find
He's a king dust demon with an icepick smile
His music fills your feathers as
You feel your passions fly

With the mustache man on the
Carpet of his van
You can feel your fatty tissues
Giving way to sweaty hands
And the woofers keep distorting and
The tweeters kiss the girls
His horn-rimmed glasses look so
Square beneath his curls

I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time

He is like a politician who
Is practicing a speech
He is racing, he is pacing
He is sleeping on his beach
As the sky begins to darken and
The waves begin to roll
You can feel the oceans rising
As you're losing all control

And meanwhile back at the Candlerock Lounge
It is past 11: 30 and
Your friends are getting down
They're applying purple eyeshadow
Drinking warm beer
They're wondering where you went to when
You told them you'd be here

I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much time

I have wasted so much time
I have wasted so much, so much time
I have wasted so much time
So much, so much time