Caleb Hyles - Cuphead Rap (Cover) lyrics

Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty Cuphead
One sentence in
I've already made a pun - yep
Picking up steam
Wonder why they call me hothead
Struck a deal with the devil
Now I'm rackin' up debt
Yes, I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset
I'm a cup of trouble
Have you seen my mugshot yet?
Step in front of my finger gun
And you drop dead
Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless
They'll never stop me from
Runnin' like a faucet
I'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top it
You can never touch this
But, you can kick the bucket
I'm meant to be drunk from
But not to be trusted

Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman
You don't really wanna get your head busted
I'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin'
After doing these devilish deeds - HOT DAMN!
I'll stop this train even if it's haunted
"Where's my ship?" Sorry, just sunk it
Hopping like a frog
Duck and dodge your punches
Won't shed a single tear
When I'm choppin' onions
Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin'
Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'
Unless all you wanna end up dead
You do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said

You'll never catch me cryin'
Over milk I spilled my head ain't empty
But who knows with what it's filled?
I took that devilish gamble
Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
And now it's time to
Foot the bibbadibibitty-bill

Any line that you happen to draw
Is a line I'll be stepping across
Trapped in a world lacking any natural laws
Have you had your coffee yet? Cuz
I'm off of the walls
My demons need some exorcise
A little caffeine oughtta get 'em energized
Will we ever get to heaven when we die?
Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives
Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin out
I'd like to pick a fight with that punk
Mickey Mouse i'll whoop his tail then I'll
Knock Walt Disney out
I'll leave 'em with a taste
Of toxic in their mouth (No)
My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though
I'll go all in when the rest all fold
Look's like I'm on the last straw so
Better tell the devil th-that
Th-that's all folks!
Come see what we been brewin'
Something to keep ya movin'
Must be the beat I'm boomin'
Hit me with that funky music
How do we keep on groovin'?
Once could say we been juicin'
Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'
Time for you to face the music

I feel like the Holy Grail
Just hope I don't go to Hell
If so that won't go so well
I've been bad, but no one tell
I'm much more than just a cup
Raise a toast and pick me up
Pour one more and drink it up
But don't choke

Cuz I'm not the kinda cup
You should be chugging from
I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun
Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun
"You two, do my bidding" done and done
I'm a jazzy chap who'll
Leave you razzle dazzled
After I whoop and wallop your crap in battle
When I'm stuck up this creek without a paddle
And just imagine, the glass is half full