Canibus - Canibus Man lyrics

Yo, yo, let me explain something so
That you understand
You will never be iller than the Canibus man
You could be male, female, black, white
Fuck the details, i rip a nigga with a
Rhyme till he screams help
Any nigga I told to kneel knelt
You haven't the slighest idea what
A real MC is about you need to be yourself
You can't sound like nobody else
And you can't do all of the beats yourself
You can't do it without the streets help
Niggas on the block that blast the
Boom box till the speakers melt
That's how I was brought up
Big fat elephant balls what
I'm a knucklehead with big walnuts
Small frame extra large guts
I'll do anything to a nigga if
He pushes me hard enough
I use to rhyme like all day
I mean little nigga spittin till my
Jaws felt sore with pain
I use to train with myself in the mirror
Like "Mirror mirror on the wall
Tell me who's iller"
How you like that? I use to
Say it just like that
Maybe I should copyright that
I'll be right back

Sorry to leave you hangin
I write things down quick cuz
I ain't takin no chances
Thats the difference between you and me
You a wanna-be, and I'm an MC
I'm just in the booth right now
I'm just kickin it with you right now
I'm tellin you the truth right now
You can't fuck with the Canibus man
You can't fuck with the Canibus man

Now in this rap field
I got a lot of confirmed kills
I put niggas through drills to prove
If they got true skills
You coulda sold millions
But, if you ain't got 100
Bars shut the fuck up
At least don't talk to me
Cuz I ain't hearin you
If you that ill, give me a hundred bars
I'm darin you
I definitely ain't scared of you
I go to war cuz I'm prepared to lose
Just as long as I get to damage you
Take the mic from you
Then put a knife in you
That's what I like to do
Make you lose a pint or two
If you a lion I'm a tiger too
I could be as nice as you
But, if you a snake I'm a viper too
Look you in the eyes and lie to you
Thinkin about all the possible ways to kill
You while I smile at you
You like to get fly nigga I'm a pilot too
Don't even try to get deep
Cuz I'm a diver too
Don't try to fit in my shoes cuz you can't
Nobody can fuck with the Canibus man
Understand?

Yo, yo, yo
My mouth is mechanically mechanized
My verbal weapon fires a whole clip of rhymes
Before you can get off one round
Can-IBus will buss ya, apply enough
Pressure to crush ya
I pulverize mother fuckers
Leave MC's laid out like hurricane debris
15 Megatons of TNT the overseas block busta
Bustin up blocks like the Tiguska
Meteorite to hit Russia
Comin from the underground I discovered
A ground underneath the ground
Before underground bunkers
Dedicate it's blunkers
Deeper than the labrith
Conductin excavations of the matrix
Living in uninhabitable places
Craters of a desert like oasis
With a cydonian faces
As barren as Las Vegas
As barren as the wombs of
Women who use artificial insemination
As barren as Utah's Salt Lake City basin
As barren as ancient Egypt before irrigation
A five-star chef makin
Mouth-watering creations with
Blood stains on my apron
Put the heads of wack MC's in
My oven and bake them
Then garlic bread sticks in their
Eye sockets and taste them
It's not really that odd
When you consider part of the ancient
Culture loves to eat dogs
Feline cats with their claws, paws and all
Caucasians eat frogs
African-Americans eat the hog
Hindus in India will kneel to the floor
And worship cows and rats as gods
I raise the odds
Spit rhymes towards Mars and beyond
To the nearest binary star
I'mma tell you once more my main man
You can't fuck with the Canibus man