Canibus - Falster Ego lyrics

Yo Rip, come here man
Lemme talk to you for a second
What the fuck you want to talk about nigga?
Why you screaming man?
I'm the Illest! I'm the illest
Yo, relax put that down man
Yo, don't tell me to relax
I'll beat your skinny little ass
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Fuck You!

Yo, you fuckin' hate me
You fuckin lock me in the basement
And you still want me to protect you
It doesn't make sense
Canibitch, I supported you like
A weight bench without me your defenseless
You better face it
You ain't show me love when
You was at ya' apex gettin' paychecks
Up at the radio with DMX and Flex
Catchin' wreck while Noreaga was
Catching his breath
I had to keep the situation in check
Look at the vericose veins in my neck
Germaine is the best
The industry fucked you
I'm just paying 'em back
What's the matter with slaying Jackers
That's all I been doing
Besides talkin' shit I ain't
Done nothing to 'em
They just mad cause when I see 'em
I don't run up to 'em
Between me and you, yo
You know I'll run right thru 'em

Calm Down!

Who you telling to calm down
Nigga I'm a Ripper remember
I told you not to do "Gone Till November"
But, you wouldn't listen
I always had ya' best interests in mind
I wrote all ya' best lyrical lines
If it wasn't for me you'd
Be writing pitiful rhymes
On stage if you was tired
I would spit'em sometimes
Nobody knew you bit off my rhymes
I would just be quiet
Stand to the side and let that shit ride
But, I'm getting tired of having
To remind you Bis if it wasn't for me nobody
Would've signed you Bis

C'mon Rip? You a lying ass
Bitch and you know it
Group Home was part my company I co-owned it
If there's one thing I learned in showbiz
Stay focused and don't quit Rip
Why you talking 'bout old shit?

Germaine, you fuckin' water brain
Don't you understand? Fuck the mainstream
You should just call out names
The industry is all about gain
I shit on 'em all the same and
I leave spit stains on they brain
Like liquid chocolate spilling over
They new white trainers
Insane is an understatement, I'm Satan
Canibus is a Mason
I don't know what the fuck Germaine is
I just know the both of
Ya'll are trying my patience
I don't give a fuck about a
Beat I been rhymin' for ages
Rippers are dangerous
All jackers are afraid of us
You wanna' face me Bis?

No

Rip kick a rhyme!

That's ridiculous

Aight then, listen to mine
I jump into costume, impromptu
Just to rob you
Put the nozzle to ya' eyeball
Tell you what not to do
Rip your tonsils out thru your nostrils
Bury you next to shark fossils
Make it impossible to find you
Depths that Jacque Cousteau himself wouldn't
Dare to dive to with goggles
Oxygen bottles and Doppler effect modules
Lock you in a time capsule, smash the console
Shit on you in reverse and suck
You in a brown hole
Suck the power outta' ya' soul
Ya' nothing but a coward in a cold
Freezer with an hour to go
Watchin' my Casio stopwatch counting it slow
Like drug lords checking to see
If it's talcum or coke
I could kill you by drowning the globe
Or I could just spit inside of a hole
And put an ounce in ya' throat
In battles I'm a thousand and Oh
I silenced the Pope do you know how many
Rhymes I've economically grossed?
No? Thought so neither do I
It's a dick between ya' mothers
Thighs divided by Pi
I'm the sickest, linguistically illicit
Lyrical misfit in the business
And possibly in existence
What's your consensus?
Studied my own syntax statistics since
'96 with CPA certified assistance
I've made the decision that my
Standards are above precision
The only thing I could honestly say I
Love more than women are dope writtens
If it ain't dope, then don't spit it
Don't be sensitive and get on the defensive
Just practice ya' penmanship
You can't spit at high
Temperatures then just quit
Be careful of the tongue it tends
To bend to the left
According to manufacturer's specs
You'll make a mess
Rupture the blood vessels in ya'
Neck fucking with Rip
Got millions of blueprints on zip disk
Stock versions, with sick verses that come
With conversions kit's
And a course every Thursday that teaches
You how to burst like Rip
You never experienced work like this
Nigga welcome to the serpentine
World where I twist
The world where I Rip, the
World that I Fixed, the world where I live

Ok Rip, you made your point
I can't out rap you
You said you was the illest
I would never doubt that too
At the moment of truth
I let you design the tattoos
You are the illest alive
That's a fact that you've proved
It's just a couple rappers that don't
Want it to happen for you ragging on you
Like battling is all you can do
You didn't sell enough unit's
To be honest with you
Nobody knows the truth you got
Talent out the gazoo
When niggas first heard you it was
Like Man On The Moon
You got dissed by a legend
But, you damaged him too
So what if the ladies think
He's more handsome than you?
What happens if the rumors about
Being a faggot are true?
Look what it's running into
I don't feel like having
This discussion with you
I'm tired of fucking with you
Niggas in the game don't wanna
Do nothing with you
Bussin' with you, going one on one with who?
They wanna get rid of you
Shit is too lyrical
Headhunters out to get you
That's why I have to protect you
I wouldn't disrespect you
As another intellectual
Without you I'm unsuccessful, God bless you
What makes you think I left you or
Why I'd ever be tempted to?
Ever since my 3rd album
I been mentioning you i got your name on my
Arm I'm representing you
You're Rip The Jacker
I would never question you
I respect your opinion as a professional
Nigga i just want you to listen
To what I'm telling you
What happened between 'L and you, forget it!
People know you won the battle
They won't give you the credit
A lot of people don't wanna admit it
But, I consider it a real privilege
To bear witness to your lyrics
And be involved with sharing the merit's
I'm forever indebted
I just need you to chill for a second
So I can send a positive message
Like 2Pac before he left us
The author of the work ethic Genesis
Has inspired me to write the Exobus scripts
As a constant reminder not to forget Bis
But, I've reached the precipice, remember Rip
You can't rhyme forever there's always
A ripper with better shit
I keep you out the public eye for a reason
You're a commodity Rip
Ain't that how you wanna keep it?
I keep ya' whereabouts secret
I bring bitches to the crib every weekend
So why is you beefin'?

Ayo, stop patronizing me, you despise me!
All you wanna do is steal rhymes from me
You constantly keep me behind
Walls of concrete
Lock me in the basement like a fuckin zombie
If I was a priority, you'd acknowledge me
You ain't shit neither
You ain't got no college degree
You can't rhyme without me
Stop smiling at me
Gimmie the keys to the garage I
Need to borrow the Jeep
Get the fuck out my face, nigga!