Canibus - Jason & Brandon Mashia lyrics

Shoutout to Jason and Brandon
In New Hampshire

It started with the DoD after
World War 2 in Japan
When the company branched that ended
Up with the money clan
They put 'em on Open Sea for
The whole world to see
A man so handsome has never
Been killed for ransom
They put pineapple skins in his
Mouth and gagged him
Then put him in a bombproof
Box and fragged him
Tortured, burned, wasted, boiled, fileted
Strangled hanged him upside down in a
Pit with wild animals
Wearing multiverse wearables, highly scalablе
Near innumerable variablеs
Then just stand there and stare at you
Half the room quiet
Half the room was hysterical
There's a parable about the plot
He was buried next to
I read their electronic diary right
Before they fired me
Then when I wrote a better one
They re-hired me oh, how fitting the irony
Sometimes society was so kind to me
That I'd literally rhyme for free
If the terms set forth are suitable
Wouldn't you agree? They become immutable
Carry crucibles to your cubicle
And of course
None of this is really provable
If for any reason you refuse to go
I just wanted you to know
If you can adjust protocol I'll take
You to the next Super Bowl
As long as that's between me and you though
Behold the Infinity Scrolls
Vintage investors are sophisticated
Collectors standing outside in the cold
We serve piping hot caramel macchiatos
And hand out customary Columbian
Ponchos on loan
For those calling my phone: Our
Operators are standing by to
Provide 5-star service and answer any
Question you might propose
But, I think you're holding the
Mic too close, please
Be patient while we place you on hold
Each custom vintage mold
Physically sold but individually owned
My writing process is like minting gold
We can modify his behavior by shooting him
In the head with a laser
Then 5G, Terminator his ass later
Tied down in a Cryptocom center hide lounge
By this British broad that tried
To offer me five pounds
Ok, let's go talk business somewhere
Off in the distance real normal
Like you just talking to Christians
The glass opaque, cylinder case
Pyramid shape how could you really hate what
A real lyricist make?
I shave tit's for a living
Yeah about two clients per day
The best way to talk shit
To a scientist's face
Playing poker, met a cougar at Kroger
A few years older
She walked over and asked me
To sign her Canibus poster
The black market certified smoker
Taking a total piss at the voters and anyone
Counter-uplifting the culture
Every man on my rifle team
Has the survival gene
And at least five viral streams
Of cobra and bile means
They changed my orders
Forced me to the border
Now I'm living in a yurt made
Of mud with Ethiopian quality water
How would you like your omelet metaburger?
Bacteria bomblets
Beyond vegan nanoelectronics
Who is the aggressor and who is compliant?
Who's agenda murders the
Uninspired underneath the shroud of science?
They're gonna hold you responsible
Hundred percent
They're gonna charge you for attaching
It to a sugar molecule
I saw visions of the slaughter
On the outermost layer of
The transmission fluid floating on
Top of the water
Yeah, a lot of things he say be way out there
But what can it hurt
Just to hear him out with your inner ear?
Its a nice day outside, I untied her ropes
Come on baby, let's take a ride on the boat
Generator humming
Starboard and port both running
Yo, what in the hell you fuss about now
Woman?
(You don't know, you better ask somebody)
Black dolphin beats, just you and me
Dead Jubilee
Free like our ancestors used to be
Smile, lay down, chill
The starship Disney hotel
Black Amex card, pay all the bills
Mickey Mouse bubble bath
'como se dise?' suffering succotash
So in love with your thick fat ass
Let's start a business, 24 hour fitness
Or bed and breakfast, real estate assistance
Or maybe publishing or printing?
Now if I sell my soul
And you collect the money
When we reinvest it I can buy my soul back
Honey if you the nicest why you
Charge bargain basement prices
The zeitgeist hybrid, dead silent
Dismembered and lifeless
Peace, be well, indeed
Be grateful for your BNT sales
With detailed descriptions in the email
He has the immune system of a Super
He was stayin' in Wooster by the
Time he had his 30th booster
It is not a paradox to fight to pursue life
It's only right
Some humans need a spark to see the light
The data was captured but contaminated
The bag of biohazard waste was handed over to
The pond scum that originally made it
(You don't know, you better ask somebody)
A sophisticated, very well natured
Educated behaviorist
Who happens to be my absolute favorite
I rarely exaggerate when I rhyme in the booth
Even a minuscule eyes a myopic kind of truth
Can't forget Thomas Gibson and
Brian from Virginia
Crème de la Crème Rippers who put
Up for the big picture