Canibus, Biz Markie - Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee lyrics
[Canibus, Biz Markie - Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee lyrics]
Mmm, yeah
Yo 6 o'clock every morning
You waking up yawning
To the sound of your alarm clock alarming
About an hour from now
You should be at the place of employment
Which is annoying cause it's so boring
Your co-workers are talking too loud
For you to ignore them
It affects your occupational performance
You wonder why your workload is so enormous
Because your boss just laid off three
Quarters of the whole office
People get depressed, they get ulcers
From the stress that the
Corporate environment causes
Regardless of how you ultimately
Wanna solve this seems to me like you've got
One of four choices:
You could take a new job
Offer for more chips
Stick it out a little longer, or forfeit
But my advice to anybody that wants to quit
It'll feel much better if you
Say it like this: Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job, take this job
Take this job and shove it
Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B
Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B
Put your middle finger up slowly
Put it close enough to his face
So he can examine it closely
Say I ain't workin here no more
Who do you think you are?
Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor
Run to the door, to the payphone
Make a toll-free call
Tell your spouse what happened
And where you are
So they can come and get you
In the car later on
And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job
If the unemployment line ain't that long
You can take your time printin out W-9 forms
Eventually, you'll get on if
You try hard enough
And you'll get money if you keep
Punchin your time card enough
Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it
But, if you hate it all you gotta do
Is get mad and tell the boss to
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job, take this job
Take this job and shove it
Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs
The boss's favorites get placed
In something spacious
While the most hated get placed
In some small cubicle spaces
Or get thrown down in the basement
Get your stapler confiscated
You constantly waitin for a paycheck
Twelve months passed by and you
Still ain't get paid yet
Here's a optimistic motto
If you ever late for today you
Could say you early for tomorrow
Most 9 to 5's are hard
Cause the description in the job ain't
No picnic in the park people get hired
Drink coffee to stay wired
So they don't get tired, sleep late
And get fired
You came in late, you already ate
Nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!?!
Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it
Just take this job and shove it
Right between your buttocks
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job, take this job
Take this job and shove it
It's comin from Canibus and the Biz
It's comin from Canibus and the Biz
From, from Canibus and the Biz
Yo 6 o'clock every morning
You waking up yawning
To the sound of your alarm clock alarming
About an hour from now
You should be at the place of employment
Which is annoying cause it's so boring
Your co-workers are talking too loud
For you to ignore them
It affects your occupational performance
You wonder why your workload is so enormous
Because your boss just laid off three
Quarters of the whole office
People get depressed, they get ulcers
From the stress that the
Corporate environment causes
Regardless of how you ultimately
Wanna solve this seems to me like you've got
One of four choices:
You could take a new job
Offer for more chips
Stick it out a little longer, or forfeit
But my advice to anybody that wants to quit
It'll feel much better if you
Say it like this: Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job, take this job
Take this job and shove it
Yo, if your boss is a S-O-B
Tell him to S-H-O-V-E the J-O-B
Put your middle finger up slowly
Put it close enough to his face
So he can examine it closely
Say I ain't workin here no more
Who do you think you are?
Rip your apron off, throw it on the floor
Run to the door, to the payphone
Make a toll-free call
Tell your spouse what happened
And where you are
So they can come and get you
In the car later on
And help you search for a new 9 to 5 job
If the unemployment line ain't that long
You can take your time printin out W-9 forms
Eventually, you'll get on if
You try hard enough
And you'll get money if you keep
Punchin your time card enough
Maybe you hate it, maybe you love it
But, if you hate it all you gotta do
Is get mad and tell the boss to
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job, take this job
Take this job and shove it
Yo, some occupations are like slave gigs
The boss's favorites get placed
In something spacious
While the most hated get placed
In some small cubicle spaces
Or get thrown down in the basement
Get your stapler confiscated
You constantly waitin for a paycheck
Twelve months passed by and you
Still ain't get paid yet
Here's a optimistic motto
If you ever late for today you
Could say you early for tomorrow
Most 9 to 5's are hard
Cause the description in the job ain't
No picnic in the park people get hired
Drink coffee to stay wired
So they don't get tired, sleep late
And get fired
You came in late, you already ate
Nowww, you wanna take a lunch break!?!
Ay, yo bust it, ain't no need to discuss it
Just take this job and shove it
Right between your buttocks
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
Take this job, take this job
Take this job and shove it
It's comin from Canibus and the Biz
It's comin from Canibus and the Biz
From, from Canibus and the Biz