Carlifornia - Introduction lyrics
[Carlifornia - Introduction lyrics]
With four easy steps
To make sure you're listening
To this cassette correctly
If you follow these steps properly
It should enhance the enjoyment
Of your listening session
Step 1: Go to your local
Drug-infested neighborhood and purchase a
Of the finest and
Largest quantity of product you can find
Step 2: Proceed to your nearest
Corner store and purchase a
Single or a full pack of swisher sweet cigars
Step 3: Find a good razor, or any sharp
Object and carefully make a now in the middle
Of the cigar until it split's in half
Step 4: Carefully sprinkle the product
By down the center
Of the cigar roll it up tightly and
Place it in the microwave or you can with
The cigarette light light the end of it
Take a hit and enjoy the
Rest of this cassette