Carrie Hope Fletcher, Laurence O'Keefe, Kevin Murphy, Heathers the Musical Ensemble - Beautiful lyrics

September 1st, 1989 dear diary:
I think I'm a good person i
Believe there's good in everyone
But here we are, first day of senior year
I see these kids I've known
All my life and wonder: What happened?

Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes!
Poser! Lard-ass!

We were so tiny happy and shiny
Playing tag and getting chased

Freak! Slut! Loser! Short bus!

Singing and clapping laughing and napping
Baking cookies, eating paste

Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

Then we got bigger that was the trigger
Like the Huns invading Rome

Move!

Sorry!

Welcome to my school
This ain't no high school
This is the Thunderdome
Hold your breath and count the days-
We're graduating soon

White trash!

College will be paradise
If I'm not dead by June! But I know, I know
Life can be beautiful i pray, I pray
For a better way if we changed back then
We could change again we can be beautiful

Ow!

Just not today

Hey, are you okay?

Get away, nerd!

Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!

Things will get better soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown
Wake from this coma take my diploma
Then I can blow this town
Dream of ivy-covered walls
And smoky French cafés

Watch this!

Fight the urge to strike a match
And set this dump ablaze!

Oops!

Ram Sweeney third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays
And being a huge dick

What did you say to me, skank?

Nothing!

But I know, I know life can be beautiful
I pray, I pray for a better way
We were kind before we can be kind once more
We can be beautiful (Beautiful)

Aaaagh! Hey, Martha

Hey!

Martha Dunnstock my best friend since diapers
She's got a huge heart 'Round here
That's not enough thanks

We on for movie night?

You're on Jiffy Pop detail

I rented The Princess Bride

Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?

What can I say? I'm a
Sucker for a happy ending

Martha Dumptruck! Ha ha haha!
If you wanna lose a few pounds
You need more protein in your diet

Kurt Kelly quarterback he is the
Smartest guy on the football
Team which is kind of like
Being the tallest dwarf
What is wrong with you?

I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

My buddy Kurt asked you a question

What gives you the right to pick
On my friend? Look at you
You're a high school has-been waiting to
Happen a future gas station attendant

You got a zit right there

Dear diary

Why

Why do they hate me?

Why don't I fight back?

Why do I act like such a creep?

Why

Why won't he date me?

Why did I wear this?

Why do I cry myself to sleep?

Why

Somebody hug me! Somebody fix me!
Somebody save me!

Send me a sign, God!
Give me some hope, here!
Something to live for!

Ah heather, Heather, and Heather!

Then there's the Heathers they
Float above it all

I love Heather, Heather, and Heather

(I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather)
Heather McNamara
Head cheerleader her dad is loaded
He sells engagement rings
(I want Heather, Heather, and Heather)
Heather Duke, runs the yearbook
No discernible personality
But her mom did pay for implants
(I need Heather, Heather)
And Heather Chandler, the Almighty
She is a mythic bitch

The Heathers are solid Teflon never bothered
Never harassed
I would give anything to be like that

M-m-m-m

I'd like to be their boyfriend

That would be beautiful m-m-m-m

If I sat at their table, guys would notice me

So beautiful o-o-o oh

I'd like them to be nicer

That would be beautiful o-o-o oh

I'd like to kidnap a Heather and
Photograph her naked in an
Abandoned warehouse and leave her tied
Up for the rats

Grow up, Heather bulimia is so '87

Heather, I need a mint

What you need, Heather, is to see a doctor

Ah, Heather and Heather
And Heather perhaps you didn't
Hear the bell over
All the vomiting you're late for class

Heather wasn't feeling well
We're helping her

Not without a hall pass you're
Not a week's detention

What? No way, that's not fair!
But I've got cheerleader practice!
My parents pay your salary!

Actually, Ms fleming
All four of us are out on
A hall pass yearbook committee

I see you're all listed hurry up
And get where you're going

This is an excellent forgery who are you?

Veronica sawyer i crave a boon

What boon?

Let me sit at your table
At lunch just once no
Talking necessary if people think
You guys tolerate me
They'll leave me alone
Before you answer, I also do
Report cards, permission slips
And absence notes

How about prescriptions?

Shut up, Heather

Sorry, Heather

For a greasy little nobody
You do have good bone structure

And a symmetrical face if I took a meat
Cleaver down the center of your skull
I'd have matching halves
That's very important

Of course
You could stand to lose a few pounds

And you know, you know, you know?
This could be beautiful
Mascara, maybe some lip gloss
And we're on our way
Get this girl some blush
And Heather, I need your brush
Let's make her beautiful

Let's make her beautiful

Let's make her beautiful

Make her beautiful

Okay?

Okay!

Out of my way, geek!

I don't want trouble

You're gonna die at 3pm!

Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

What did I ever do to them?

Who could survive this?
I can't escape this! I think I'm dying!

Who's that with Heather?

Whoa!

Heather, Heather, Heather

And someone!

Heather, Heather, Heather

And a babe!

Heather, Heather, Heather

Veronica?

Veronica? Veronica? Veronica!

And you know, you know, you know (Ohhh)
Life can be beautiful (Aaahhh! Beautiful)
You hope, you dream, you pray (Ohhh)
And you get your way! (Aaahhh)
Ask me how it feels (Beautiful)
Lookin' like hell on wheels (Ohhh)
My God, it's beautiful! (Beautiful)
I might be beautiful (Beautiful)
And when you're beautiful (Aaahhh)
It's a beautiful frickin' day!
(Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica)
Yeah-eah-eah! (Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica)

Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Veronicaaaaa!