Caspar Babypants - Dog Gone Gone Dog Gone lyrics

Where is my dog when hes gone?
Hes dog gone gone dog gone
When he gets back to our cozy little shack
Its doggie where you been so long?
Is he gambling all his kibble up in memphis?
Or living on a riverboat for free?
I wish that I could tell
Why he comes home with that smell
My dog should never go get gone from me
One time he came home with diamonds
One time he came home with fleas
Next time he comes back
I wish hed bring a stack
Of hot blueberry pancakes for me
Is he driving a truck in new york city?
Or peddling a bike across the plains?
Someday I might see
Why my doggie does leave me
Im listenin for barks out in the rain
Is he courting a poodle in los angeles?
Or dodging trouble in bombay?
I ask him for excuses
I get stories about gooses
I hope hell settle down with me someday