Caspar Babypants - Im a Nut lyrics

Im an acorn small and round lying
On the cold cold ground
Everyone walks over me that is
Why Im cracked you see
Im a nut I Im a nut Im a nut Im a nut
Called myself on the telephone just
To hear my golden tone
Asked me out for a little date picked
Me up at half past eight
Put on special party pants then
I asked myself to dance
I said no then I said yes by
Now I think you have guessed
Took myself to see a show
Wanted candy but said no
Held my hand and kissed my cheek made
A date to go next week
Asked myself to marry me had to
Take some time to think
I know that I am the best
Called myself and I said yes
Rainy sunday feeling bleak lets play a
Game of hide and seek
Searched in the barn searched in a pit
Found myself and said youre it
Got a bike it's built for two me
And me knew what to do
I sat in front I sat in back
Got so tired we took a nap
Gravity has a tiny flaw one of
Me on the see saw
Lucky I am so crazy so both
Of me can see saw see
Left hand right hand not enough
This pianos just to tough
But, I have four hands I can do
It solo no Im a duet
Im an acorn brown and sweet lying
In the middle of the street
All the cars run over me so I
Run back to the big oak tree
Im a nut I Im a nut Im a nut Im a nut
Im craaaaazeeeeee!