Caspar Babypants - My Flea Has Dogs lyrics

My flea has dogs he don't know it's wrong
Oh! My flea has dogs

My flea has dogs he don't know it's wrong
Oh! My flea has dogs

Collies, Terriers, Pugs, and Poodles
The leashes get mixed up like noodles
He must have about 99
Afghan longhairs and little Cocker Spaniels
All of them are named Daisy or Daniel
And all of them are his and none are mine
They yip and yap and howl at the moon
They bark at midnight, bark at noon
When they go parading at the mall
Chihuahuas, Chow Wows, Canadian Pointers
All crowd around and obscure their owner
Sometimes you can't see that flea at all

My flea has dogs he don't know it's wrong
Oh! My flea has dogs

My flea has dogs he don't know it's wrong
Oh! My flea has dogs

Wow-wow-wow-wow wow-wow-wow
Wow-wow-wow wow-wow-wow
Wow-wow-wow-wow wow-wow-wow-wow woah
Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow wow-wow-wow-wow woah
Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow wow-wow-wow-wow
Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow

Dachshund, Doberman, and Dalmatian
Twenty at a time in high rotation
Imagine all the food that they must eat
Italian Greyhounds and Irish Setters
Out in the sunshine or in the wetter weather
They all come running when they hear my flea
A flea with dogs? Now that's ridiculous!
Even if you were very meticulous
You couldn't find another bug with mutts
Shar Pei, Shih Tzu, Shiba Inu
Whippet, Weimaraner, two by two
How did this little flea get all these pups?

My flea has dogs
He don't know it's wro-o-ong oh!
My flea has dogs

My flea has dogs
He don't know it's wro-o-ong oh!
My flea has oh!
My flea has oh!
My flea has dogs

My flea has dogs my little flea has dogs
Little flea, little dogs
Little flea, little dogs