CeeLo Green, Straight No Chaser - You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics
[CeeLo Green, Straight No Chaser - You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch lyrics]
All their windows were dark
And no one knew he was there
All the Whos were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care
You're a mean one, Mr grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel mr grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a half foot pole
All I need is a reindeer
So he took his dog Max
And he took some black thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where
The Who's lay a-snooze in their town!
"Oh yeah! This is stop number one!"
The old Grinchy Claus hissed as
He climbed to the roof, empty
Bags in his fist Then he
Slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch
But if Santa Claus could do it
Then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunk with
A smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room
And he took every present
Popguns, panpoolers, pantookers, and drums
Checkboards, bisslebigs, popcorn, and plums
And he stuffed them in the bags
Then the Grinch very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags, one by one
Up the chimney
You're a vile one, Mr grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk mr grinch
The three best words that best
Describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink! Stank!
Stunk!
You nauseate me, Mr grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse mr grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce
And no one knew he was there
All the Whos were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care
You're a mean one, Mr grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel mr grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine-and-a half foot pole
All I need is a reindeer
So he took his dog Max
And he took some black thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where
The Who's lay a-snooze in their town!
"Oh yeah! This is stop number one!"
The old Grinchy Claus hissed as
He climbed to the roof, empty
Bags in his fist Then he
Slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch
But if Santa Claus could do it
Then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunk with
A smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room
And he took every present
Popguns, panpoolers, pantookers, and drums
Checkboards, bisslebigs, popcorn, and plums
And he stuffed them in the bags
Then the Grinch very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags, one by one
Up the chimney
You're a vile one, Mr grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk mr grinch
The three best words that best
Describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink! Stank!
Stunk!
You nauseate me, Mr grinch
With a noxious super nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse mr grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce