Ces Cru, Stik Figa - Idiot Box lyrics
[Ces Cru, Stik Figa - Idiot Box lyrics]
After a word from a sponsor
Watch us make a monster
Lights, camera, action, read the teleprompter
On to the next, tragic filled catastrophe
A natural disaster of the homicide
You had to see and as they weave the story
And help ya disconnect
'Cause it's told to you by guys in
Suit and ties behind a desk
They makin' entertainment outta
Everybody's stress so much mal downtown
Kansas City off the spec'
You never had to step your
Pretty shoes on the block
So I'll pretend you care about
The news that you watch
Havin' conversation about who gettin' shot
Just be glad it's not you
That's pursued by the cops
Your five story house with
Your immigrant maid
You only nice to her 'cause she
Doesn't get in the way
You ain't driven by where the indigants? stay
Just turn to Super Nanny
Teach your kids to behave
The idiot box, the idiot box
We sit and we watch this dang idiot box
The idiot box, the idiot box
The idiot box, we need to turn that off
The idiot box, the idiot box
We sit and we watch this dang idiot box
The idiot box, the idiot box
The idiot box, we need to turn that off
No matter how you see it
Ain't no I in me that
They starin' at me like I
Was Miley Cyrus' back
But, if I do a fat track
Channels by the Comcast
Then I can catch the result
And most recent bomb blast
Whatever I don't catch, I'm damn sure to TiVo
Couch potato, sofa potato, don't eat no
Considerin' I'm rappin' in BluRay
The new Ces Cru reality show
Is airin' this Tuesday
Another idiot box is where they found Hussein
So what I watch re-runs
I'm wonderin' who's sane
I lose weeks to it, I fall asleep to it
Get swill, pass out in front of it
Sleep through it
A new flat idiot box is hard to find
The signal will be dead by 2009 though
Still keep in mind
They keepin' yo state of mind
On some buy this here, that though
Outta yo mind
Now all I need is HDTV with DVD
Picture and picture on three screens
A clicker for each
First screen's the Chiefs' kicker
Second screen, Royals' relief pitcher
Third screen, Denise Richards
Fake punt, shotgun, and a flee flicker
A long bomb dropped, y'all play on man
While Denise finna lay on sand photo shoot
Ass naked in the shower gettin' sprayin' tan
Pullin' me in, it's suckin' my brain
I can't refrain from oglin' what's his name
Warmin' up in the bullpen
The Royals never win
Any way this is bull shit
I'd rather watch Denise babble on
With her full lips
As I watch the screen, my eyes locked
I lean in and listen like I'm lost in dream
It's that drug that I need
For the box I fiend
To keep my brain washed for me like OxiClean
I need the
The idiot box, the idiot box
We sit and we watch this dang idiot box
The idiot box, the idiot box
The idiot box, we need to turn that off
The idiot box, the idiot box
We sit and we watch this dang idiot box
The idiot box, the idiot box
The idiot box, we need to turn that off
Watch us make a monster
Lights, camera, action, read the teleprompter
On to the next, tragic filled catastrophe
A natural disaster of the homicide
You had to see and as they weave the story
And help ya disconnect
'Cause it's told to you by guys in
Suit and ties behind a desk
They makin' entertainment outta
Everybody's stress so much mal downtown
Kansas City off the spec'
You never had to step your
Pretty shoes on the block
So I'll pretend you care about
The news that you watch
Havin' conversation about who gettin' shot
Just be glad it's not you
That's pursued by the cops
Your five story house with
Your immigrant maid
You only nice to her 'cause she
Doesn't get in the way
You ain't driven by where the indigants? stay
Just turn to Super Nanny
Teach your kids to behave
The idiot box, the idiot box
We sit and we watch this dang idiot box
The idiot box, the idiot box
The idiot box, we need to turn that off
The idiot box, the idiot box
We sit and we watch this dang idiot box
The idiot box, the idiot box
The idiot box, we need to turn that off
No matter how you see it
Ain't no I in me that
They starin' at me like I
Was Miley Cyrus' back
But, if I do a fat track
Channels by the Comcast
Then I can catch the result
And most recent bomb blast
Whatever I don't catch, I'm damn sure to TiVo
Couch potato, sofa potato, don't eat no
Considerin' I'm rappin' in BluRay
The new Ces Cru reality show
Is airin' this Tuesday
Another idiot box is where they found Hussein
So what I watch re-runs
I'm wonderin' who's sane
I lose weeks to it, I fall asleep to it
Get swill, pass out in front of it
Sleep through it
A new flat idiot box is hard to find
The signal will be dead by 2009 though
Still keep in mind
They keepin' yo state of mind
On some buy this here, that though
Outta yo mind
Now all I need is HDTV with DVD
Picture and picture on three screens
A clicker for each
First screen's the Chiefs' kicker
Second screen, Royals' relief pitcher
Third screen, Denise Richards
Fake punt, shotgun, and a flee flicker
A long bomb dropped, y'all play on man
While Denise finna lay on sand photo shoot
Ass naked in the shower gettin' sprayin' tan
Pullin' me in, it's suckin' my brain
I can't refrain from oglin' what's his name
Warmin' up in the bullpen
The Royals never win
Any way this is bull shit
I'd rather watch Denise babble on
With her full lips
As I watch the screen, my eyes locked
I lean in and listen like I'm lost in dream
It's that drug that I need
For the box I fiend
To keep my brain washed for me like OxiClean
I need the
The idiot box, the idiot box
We sit and we watch this dang idiot box
The idiot box, the idiot box
The idiot box, we need to turn that off
The idiot box, the idiot box
We sit and we watch this dang idiot box
The idiot box, the idiot box
The idiot box, we need to turn that off