Cheekface - If I Catch on Fire, Please Put Me Out lyrics

Ow

I need an empath, is that too much to ask?
I'm still holding my breath
Can I stop holding my breath now?
It's a cakewalk, and I take it easy
These aren't gym shorts, they're athleisure

I need a frank talk, is that too much to ask?
I am double-fisting it: medications
In one hand, placebos in the other hand
I got a soul made of whole-grain mustard
I'm not normal, I'm unflustered

Do you want to see me wear a collared shirt?
Manipulation, influence, affluence
And arrogance
Do you want to see me eating French dessert?
Persecution, placation, validation
Fast food nation
Do you guys want to see some pics


Of things I did on my vacation?

If I catch on fire, please put mе out
If I get wet, pleasе dry me off
If I have a heart attack, please give me CPR
And continue the compressions 'til
The ambulance arrives if I forget my wallet
Please loan me twenty bucks
And pretend it never happened and
Don't ask for it back
If you have to kill me
Please cover me in dirt
If I catch on fire, please put me out
If I catch on fire, please put me out

When you need something from
Someone you haven't
Talked to for a long time do you just ask?
Or do you call them first
For quote-unquote no reason
And then a couple days later
Call them again?

Do you want to see me wear a collared shirt?
Manipulation, influence, affluence
And arrogance
Do you want to see me eating clumps of dirt?
Persecution, placation, validation
Fast food nation
Do you guys want to see some pics
Of things I did on my vacation?

If I catch on fire, please put me out
If I get wet, please dry me off
If I have a heart attack, please give me CPR
And continue the compressions 'til
The ambulance arrives if I forget my wallet
Please loan me twenty bucks
And pretend it never happened and
Don't ask for it back
If you have to kill me
Please cover me in dirt
If I catch on fire, please put me out
If I catch on fire, please put me out