Chris Webby - Webby's World lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
Boys and girls
Get your boarding passes ready
I'm about to take you to a place
You ain't ever been before
Where insanity is the norm
And you can party all damn day
Follow me!
(Ha ha...)
Step into my world

Come, come with me
I got anything you need
Just follow my lead
You'll leave early
But you see
It's insanity
So just step into my world
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world
Come, follow my steps
No, you won't be ready


For whatever's coming up next
We got music, drugs, and sex
Come join on my quest
So just step in on my world
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world

Come and drift in space
Bring you to a different place
Where it is crazy
Everybody here got explicit taste
Every girl is beautiful
And I could fuck all of them
'Cause it's Webby's World
What else are they gonna call it son?
No one's locked up
'Cause everybody's good people
No one stops the partying
'Cause every drug is legal
Ha! We puff blunts
Fatter than a sumo
Till we gettin' lifted
Like the roof
Higher than Pluto

'Cause Webby's World is deep within
The parallel dimensions
So follow me
If you begin to lose your sense of direction
Webby's World is hard to find
Unless you know the address
And only I know it
So forget searching on MapQuest
This is madness
I need my perscriptions
Before I start flippin'
A Vicodin should fix him
You could try to understand what I envision
But ain't nobody enter into the mind of Christian

Come, come with me
I got anything you need
Just follow my lead
You'll leave early
But you see
It's insanity
So just step into my world
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world
Come, follow my steps
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next
We got music, drugs, and sex
Come join on my quest
So just step in on my world
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world

I live in the future
So you are history
I'm so original
That nobody could mimic me
Don't front to back
Kill it with my symmetry
Like a drunk driver
I stay hittin' trees
Touch down
On the surface of my planet
Disabled tractor beams
Cruisin' steady as I land it
A martian like Weezy
Homie I'm just tellin' facts
We're both hunted by
The mother fuckin' Men in Black

So come adventure
With the Mutant Ninja Rapper
Outdo Shredder
'Cause I learned it from my master
Splinter taught me how to kill it
With all of my adverbs
Now my word play
Is enough to knock you backwards
Pop a pill
And step into reality
Start seein' like me
Fuck gravity
Follow me
I hope you're ready girl
I'm a bring you up to Webby's World

Come, come with me
I got anything you need
Just follow my lead
You'll leave early
But you see
It's insanity
So just step into my world
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world
Come, follow my steps
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next
We got music, drugs, and sex
Come join on my quest
So just step in on my world
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world

Once you step into my world
You never leave
Now jump into the world of make believe
Tricks up my sleeve
Now get lifted
To a place where reality is twisted
Nothing's what it seems
And everything is opposite
I will take the lead
And baby you should follow it
'Cause where I'm going
You need to come
Time to blast off now
3, 2, 1
Like

Come, come with me
I got anything you need
Just follow my lead
You'll leave early
But you see
It's insanity
So just step into my world
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world
Come, follow my steps
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next
We got music, drugs, and sex
Come join on my quest
So just step in on my world
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world

(Yep... yep...)