Chumbawamba - Always Tell The Voter What The Voter Wants To Hear lyrics
[Chumbawamba - Always Tell The Voter What The Voter Wants To Hear lyrics]
Welcome to Never Mind The Ballots the phone
Lines are now open if you'd like
To put a question to the candidates
The number to ring is 0532779463
You want jobs? I've got jobs!
Hospitals? Top of my list!
Tax cuts and platform shoes
For every small businessman
Just give me your vote
Just give me your vote
Schools, prisons? Of course we'll build them!
Condoms for the American GIs!
Nuclear reactors breed like rabbit's
Police oppression? You can have it, sir!
Just give me your vote
Put your cross in the box
Hello, we've got our first
Caller your name's Martin
Hello Martin you disagree with
Our statement policy
Well, Martin, to tell you the truth, I
Couldn't agree with you more It's outrageous
Disgusting
But unlike my colleague on my right, we're
The party who say what we do
Do what we say you can bank on us Mart!
Good evening, shirley i'm so glad that
You've rung the matter
Is as dear to me as it
Is to you give me four years and
I'll get right down to it because
Unlike my little balding colleague
On my left
We don't make promises we can't Keep
You still there
Martin? Just one more thing give us your vote
You want houses? See me afterwards
Want my autograph? See my bodyguard
Pre-election budget handouts
You want a war? No problem!
Just give me your vote
Just give me your vote
Lines are now open if you'd like
To put a question to the candidates
The number to ring is 0532779463
You want jobs? I've got jobs!
Hospitals? Top of my list!
Tax cuts and platform shoes
For every small businessman
Just give me your vote
Just give me your vote
Schools, prisons? Of course we'll build them!
Condoms for the American GIs!
Nuclear reactors breed like rabbit's
Police oppression? You can have it, sir!
Just give me your vote
Put your cross in the box
Hello, we've got our first
Caller your name's Martin
Hello Martin you disagree with
Our statement policy
Well, Martin, to tell you the truth, I
Couldn't agree with you more It's outrageous
Disgusting
But unlike my colleague on my right, we're
The party who say what we do
Do what we say you can bank on us Mart!
Good evening, shirley i'm so glad that
You've rung the matter
Is as dear to me as it
Is to you give me four years and
I'll get right down to it because
Unlike my little balding colleague
On my left
We don't make promises we can't Keep
You still there
Martin? Just one more thing give us your vote
You want houses? See me afterwards
Want my autograph? See my bodyguard
Pre-election budget handouts
You want a war? No problem!
Just give me your vote
Just give me your vote