Chumbawamba - Everything You Know Is Wrong lyrics
[Chumbawamba - Everything You Know Is Wrong lyrics]
Minister in Indiana
Claimed that the theme song for Mr ed
That old television show
(yeah) about the talking horse (mmhmm)
If you played the Mr ed theme song
Backwards it said "Satan is the source"
Misinformation misinformation
Taking scissors to play
(cut up) with the black vote down in Florida
Coloured pens and glitter glue
For sexing up the (dossier)
I'm the someone who knew
(something) they're not telling pre-September
I lean on
(people) in the loop to help them un-remember
I was flying on UA 93
That shadow in the footage
It was probably me
I'm the rumour, I'm the doubt, I'm the lie
But you wouldn't stand near me if
You didn't want to die
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There's a verse missing out of this song
(misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong
I was there when they landed on the moon
In a studio in Kentucky in June
I've got Kennedy's brain in a jar
If you knew what I knew
You wouldn't laugh so hard
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There's a verse missing out of this song
(misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong
In the canteen down at Columbine with
The bags they never found
Striking matches up at Waco when they
Burned it to the ground
Without me Oklahoma wasn't possible at all
See my silhouette in the Super 8
Around the grassy knoll
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There's a verse missing out of this song
(misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
There's a missing out of this song
(misinformation)
Everything you know is wrong (misinformation)
Wrong wrong, wrong wrong
Roger flight, we're go, he's got
Some, uh, nice elevated rings, which we
Expected, and, uh, he's really speeded it
Up but he looks great, let's go
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
I was in Paris in the underpass (wrong wrong)
I'm the FO sponsored super-grass
(wrong wrong)
I'm Charlie Thrush in Minnesota (wrong wrong)
And I smuggled hep across the border
(wrong wrong)
Stole Danny Casolaro's memoirs (wrong wrong)
Put the acid in the reservoirs (wrong wrong)
I'm Ron Brown's body on a T-43 (wrong wrong)
And I hid those missing WMDs (wrong wrong)
What did the president know
When did he know it?
Everything you know is, everything you know
Everything you know is, everything you know
Everything you know is, everything you know
Everything you know is, everything you know