Mac Lethal, CJ_Edwards - Funeral lyrics

Hello, and Thank You for Coming! My Name
Is CJEdwards and without further ado

Welcome To My Funeral
Everyone inside is looking beautiful!
Except the guy who died,  but he’s a loser
So grab a fucking chair, Throw your feet up
Try to make yourself at home if possible
I’ll clean up
So, I’d like to start with compliments
Yeah, I’ll drop some in
We had a run in lately, ‘fore
He died and it was awesome, man!
We talked about his savings
How he’s broke and always begging, like
Nothing’s fucking changing!

And now he’s back to acting crazy, damn!
He liked to throw his worth off
Said he deserved lots
Told me that if ever wanted anything
Than I’d have to swerve cops
Serve rocks or something
"I’m nothing without a third job"
And maybe that fucking works
I just prefer to earn my
Shit without attracting heat
‘Cause I’ve been burning all the
Bridges that I’ve walked, naturally
Like, I deserve this fucking acid
That I bask in! Acting like a pastor
I’ve been preaching! Then watches
Disasters as they
Happen! I can’t stahp myself from peeking!
I’m an asshole ain’t I?!
And I was never there! I should have been
Now you’re fucking dead! What even
Killed you?! God damned Pseudofed?!
You fucking junkie i thought I needed you
But that’s funny i’m better off alone
Welcome To My Funeral