CKY - Bran's Chinese Freestyle lyrics

Who wants to taste my General Tso?
You want a piece of my General Tso?
I’m gonna give it to you now
Who like my chopsticks
Hit you in the shit with my littlest dick
Yellow if you wanna see me, eat jello
I’ve never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea?
Ho ha ho ha hoo chi chi

Everybody in the phonebook's named Chang
Wanna see my wang?
Never could go and hit the gong with a bang
Waaaah
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
But that’s not right not in real life
You will fall down and break your leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg
Well I don’t but, I like fried rice
And I ain't got lice
Ching chow woo ching wang woo wice
That ain’t nice oh a fortune cookie
I always charge you twice delivery’s free
But not from me
I always charge a dollar fifty
55 Wanna see me go down?

Hit you with the line howwwwyyyyaaah
War when I hit you with the shit
Do a split, take a shit
After you eat my shit
Kungfu, Want my buffet? You fucking gay
Ah, Wai-Lo hit you with the hay
Stay the fuck away, hit you in the balls
Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you
I can put it in your shoe watch this
I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom, spy on you
While your little boy shit, s hooowyaaaah

I can kick you if you don’t pay the bill
And if you want a little
Mint that’s fifty cents bitch
Everything costs a little bit
So don’t expect nothin for free
At least from me ching chang choo wee
I got you from Taiwan City and Hong Kong
I can smoke a bong
And I can do it all night long
And don’t mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you
And take you out
Never see me when I get you and bake you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage
And make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you

Page your buddies to come Napalm me
God damn that shit burn blew
Away my whole city
Ho-Chi-Minh, shoot a load on your chin
God damn that’s a sin goy-go goodbye
And if you want to come on in
You can work into my world
Where the yellow shit begin hoooyyyaaaah
Can’t be tamed i got shit to control your
Brain and it's called
Egg fu yung, and lo mein
So come on in baby and have it just the same
Hooooyyyyaaahhh Haaaa no wok ung tow dayday
Heh I don't suppose! Hahaha huh? huh?