CKY - Chinese Freestyle lyrics

Who wants to taste my general tsoyou
Want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
Hit you when I shit with
My little less dick yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long chi?
Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi

Everybody in the phone book name
Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang wAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but
That's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a
Neck well I don't
But, I like fried rice and I ain't got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
That ain't nice for the fortune cookie
I always charge you twice
Delivery is free but not from me
I always want a dolla fifty
Fifty five wanna see me GO GAA? Hit
You with the lang hAI YA!

War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay
Stay the fuck away hit you in the balls only
Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you
I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while
You take a piss in my bathroom spy on you
While your little boy shit's wAAAAAAAAIYAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little
Mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit

So don't expect nothin for free
At least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I can smoke a bong and I
Can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you
Take you never see me
When I get you and bake you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo
Cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you
Page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew
Away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo

And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where
The yellow shit begins HAI YA can't be tamed
I got shit to control your
Brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it
Just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
Huhhhuhu huh